phenomen a book

Meow. Meow. Is this thing on? Ahem. Good. Have you ever considered a career in world domination? Do you like cats? Well, maybe you should have been reborn as a kitten in a medieval warzone and not me. I was happy teaching English and Humanities to middle schoolers. But then I died. I didn’t take dying very well. I may or may not have accidentally killed Death. And, less accidentally, robbed him. But it was for a good cause. I have stolen the ability to level up and do magic. Now I just have to fix the world that I was reincarnated into. This place is a mess. And so began my conquest of the humans. The best part of it all is, no one can stop me! Muahaha! MUAHAHA!