Nami paced back and forth anxiously in her room. Or more accurately, her jail cell. Just because there was a bed, a couch, a bathroom, and almost every comfort she could want, didn't mean she wasn't a prisoner.

  Otherwise, she might actually like her accommodations.

  Kaya sat on the couch, nervously watching her friend wear a groove into the floor. Ever since the call Honey Queen received over the Transponder Snail, Nami had been eagerly awaiting her chance to escape the confines of her imprisonment.

  But much to the professional thief's annoyance, the pirates had been shockingly thorough with making sure she had no materials to work with that could have been used as a lockpick. Bars were bolted onto the windows and every measure had been taken to ensure their continued incarceration.

  Unlike the nervous Kaya, Akisu was unaware of Nami's mounting frustration, completely dead to the world as he serenely slept in the bed. His snoring, however, was decidedly less serene. It was more like listening to a bear with sleep apnea hibernate.

  "Damn it, where are they?" Nami muttered as she turned on her heel, continuing her pacing, wedding dress flowing behind her. She knew those bozos were coming, why else would that insufferable woman be so panicked earlier? And she was certain she heard something about them being "unstoppable" over the line.

  That had to be the boys. The only problem was, that was almost an hour ago. They should have been causing mass panic and mayhem by now. There was no way Luffy of all people would be able to perform a stealth mission. The orange haired girl fully expected to hear them bust through the main gate at some point.

  But so far, nothing.

  "Um, I'm sure they'll be here any minute now. So maybe you should, um, conserve your energy," Kaya suggested. Nami stopped her pacing to glare at the girl, who eeped in response.

  "Or not. Totally up to you," Kaya stated quickly, fear coursing through her veins. Nami could be very intimidating when she wanted to be.

  Seeing Kaya's expression caused Nami to soften her own. With a sigh she marched over to the other girl and plopped her shapely rear end onto the couch.

  "It's just so frustrating! They're supposed to be rescuing us, aren't they? So what's the hold up?" she growled. Kaya wasn't sure how to answer that without setting the older girl off.

  "Well, maybe they're trying to think of a plan of attack? Nick seems like the type who always has a plan in mind. After all, he did think of the strategy earlier, right?" she quietly mentioned. But her words only received a snort from Nami.

  "Uh huh, and look where that got us. Not sure if he's the best person to leave to the planning," she said, but Kaya could hear the shift in tone. Nami may have been griping, but it was clear as day that she actually trusted the guy, as her entire posture relaxed.

  Besides, it wasn't his fault Luffy ran off. If the rubber man had stayed behind, things might have ended up differently. As it was, it was basically up to Usopp and Nami to protect her and her home. And against the foes they encountered, it simply wasn't enough.

  "You say that, but you sound pretty relieved by that fact," Kaya teased, a small dusting of pink coating Nami's cheeks in response.

  "Pssh, as if. If anything he'll probably end up doing something stupid. In fact, I guarantee it," Nami huffed arrogantly, making Kaya giggle.

  "I think it's sweet. Him coming all this way to save you. It's like a romance novel," Kaya said. Nami rolled her eyes, but she couldn't stop the pleasant tingle that coursed through her body at the thought. It did feel… nice, knowing that someone cared enough to risk life and limb for you.

  If he succeeded, she might even reduce his debt a bit.

  "And what about you, hmm? Happy that Usopp is coming to rescue his princess?" Nami teased. Kaya's face went much redder than Nami's, turning away from the smirking girl.

  "Of course I am. I just hope he doesn't get hurt because of me. That's the last thing I want," Kaya said, her voice taking on a somber tone as she stared at the ground.

  "I'm sure he'll be fine. He was surprisingly competent fighting off those pirates earlier. You have nothing to worry about," Nami consoled, wrapping her arm around her friend's shoulder. Kaya gave her a small smile of appreciation.

  And that's when it happened. Their moment of bonding was shattered by a cacophonous boom. The entire building gave a small shudder, causing the girls to jump in fright at the sudden onslaught of noise.

  And poor Akisu fell head first onto the floor.

  "Huh, what? What's going on?" he asked, staring around the room with bleary, bloodshot eyes. Nami and Kaya shared a look before shooting to their feet and rushing towards the window.

  There, they saw a massive cloud of dust covering the yard, blocking the celebrating pirates from view. As it cleared, the two girls saw who they've been waiting for. Luffy, Zoro, Usopp and of course, Nick. All four of them stood together, staring down the hoard of angry pirates.

  "Bout damn time!" Nami exclaimed with a wide grin on her face, one that was shared by Kaya. The two exchanged a look, happiness shining in their eyes, even as the battle below them began.

  "Alright, now that the boys are here I think it's time for a jailbreak," Nami said. Kaya tilted her head, confused.

  "But, how are we supposed to do that? You can't pick the lock right?"

  Nami smirked at the other girl's question, wagging her finger at her. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. We don't need to pick the lock, we'll just have them open the door for us," she informed. But that information did very little to help the sheltered girl figure out what the plan was.

  "Right, of course… Um, how?"

  "With these," Nami said, grabbing hold of her boobs and displaying them proudly. Kaya blushed at the sight but not nearly as much as Akisu, who only just woke up enough to realize something was happening. But seeing the beautiful, busty babe that is Nami happily fondling herself nearly sent him back into la-la land.

  "Nami, that's so indecent," Kaya proclaimed, staring at the jiggling bags of flesh almost against her will. Seeing the display made her realize why guys were so fond of them. There was just something… captivating about the way they moved.

  "Yup, and that's why it'll work. Guys love these things, so when they see them they won't be able to take their eyes off. That's when the two of you strike," Nami said, letting her boobs flop back to their original position. Though it took them several seconds to stop moving.

  "But don't they need to already be in the room to uh, see them?" Kaya asked, glancing down at the things that finally decided to settle down.

  "Of course. And to accomplish that, we'll be using the oldest trick in the book," Nami grinned. Kaya and Akisu shared a look before the little kid shrugged.

  "Seems worth a shot to me," he said. Kaya was a bit hesitant, but seeing the confident smiles on her friends faces bolstered her own courage.

  "Alright, just tell me what to do!"

  The plan, as it turns out, was rather simple. Nami knew that there was at least one guard posted by the door to keep an eye on them. That, coupled with the Bear King's desire to take them as brides, meant they couldn't afford to let something happen to them.

  So if someone, say Akisu for example, started yelling about Nami collapsing, well… they'd have to come in and check, right? And when they did, Nami would lay the sex appeal on thick, thoroughly distracting them. Then, Kaya and Akisu could take them out.

  Easy peasy.

  All that was left was to put the plan into motion. Nami lay down on the floor, ready to act like she was in pain. Kaya was off to the side, a vase beside her ready to be picked up and smashed over the guy's head at a moment's notice. Seeing as everything was in place, Nami gave the kid a thumbs up.

  It was showtime.

  Akisu nodded and took a deep breath. "Guard! Guard! Come quick, something's wrong!"

  A second or two went by before another voice could be heard from behind the door.

  "What you shoutin bout boy?" he asked. Hearing his voice made Nami smirk on the inside. He sounded like a total moron, which is exactly the type of man she was in the market for at the moment.

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  "One of the girls, Nami, collapsed! She's not breathing so good!" Akisu yelled out. The guard grumbled something on the other side.

  "And what you want me to do about it? I ain't no doctor," said the guard.

  "I don't know, but she's supposed to marry your boss, right? I can't imagine he'll be too happy if something happens to her. And who do you think he'll blame if that happens?"

  A few more seconds went by as the guard seemingly thought over his words. Seeing this, Nami took it upon herself to lay down the finishing touches.

  "Please, my chest! It hurts so bad! I can't… I can't breathe!" she called out. The guard grumbled something again but let out a sigh of resignation.

  "Alright, I'm comin in. But no funny business, you hear?" he demanded. They could hear the unlocking of the door, before the ornery pirate opened it up, glaring down at the boy.

  "Alright, I'm here. Now where's she… at…" he murmured, laying eyes on the "collapsed" girl on the ground.

  Nami was laying there with her head bowed, breaths coming in labored. Every few seconds she'd let out a painful, yet sensual moan. Getting the right tone was essential to tricking a stupid and horny pirate.

  When she heard the man's voice, she looked up. Her face was flushed red and her eyes only half open. Sweat seemed to coat her forehead, making her hair cling to her skin, though it was only some water.

  But that wasn't the part that drew the most attention. No, what really drew the eye was her enormous breasts barely contained in her low cut dress.

  The man gulped, his eyes glued to the mountainous valley before him, watching as a bead of sweat made the long and arduous journey from the top of her chest to the bottom, disappearing into the dress.

  How he wished to be that bead of sweat.

  "Oh thank goodness you're here. Please, help me. It's my chest you see. It's just so tight," she complained, her right hand coming up to pull on her dress, right between her breasts. The dress shifted, tauntingly close to revealing every inch of her succulent flesh. But Nami was a master of the tease, and made sure to pull it just far enough that there was no risk of exposing the good parts of her chest.

  "Tight… tight is good. No, wait… tight is bad? Tight, me help with tight?" the man gibbered on. It was almost too hard to keep up the act, watching as the fool drooled at the sight of her, forgetting everything else around him.

  Which was good, or he might have seen Kaya pick up the vase.

  "Oh yes, please. It hurts so much," Nami begged, puffing out her chest for him to "help". The man's face was red, looking like he just drank an entire barrel of booze. He took slow, staggering steps towards the woman on the floor. His hands made squeezing motions as he approached, perverted giggles escaping his lips as he came closer and closer.

  It was hard for Nami not to gag and ruin the whole bit, but she was a professional. She would lure this fool into the honey pot and make sure he got stung. Just a few more feet, and Kaya would be in the clear. She couldn't risk the off chance of her being seen, or the man might get the bright idea and use the pistol tucked into his pants.

  Which wasn't the only hard and pointy thing Nami could see coming from his pants. God she couldn't wait until he was bleeding and unconscious on the floor.

  When he was close enough to bend over, that was Kaya's cue to strike. She lifted the vase high above her head as she approached, as quiet as a mouse. Thankfully they were on a rug which dampened the sound, so even the girl with very little experience sneaking around had no problems.

  Her mind however, was a whirl of emotions. She had never done something like this before. She's always been a good girl, never hurting anybody. And now, she had to clobber this guy over the head with a vase?

  She felt a bit queasy at the thought but she knew it had to be done. Nami and Akisu were counting on her. She couldn't let them down. With her resolve set as high as it would go, she closed her eyes, bringing the vase down.

  "Now just stay still girl so I can… examine you," the man said, his eyes wide and eager as he reached his hand out. But before he could reach the promised land, a sharp and painful blow hit him on the back of his head.

  He collapsed onto the floor with a pitiful groan, Kaya standing above him, looking shocked. Like she couldn't believe she just did that.

  "Oh, I'm sorry," she said, almost in reflex, getting a blank stare from Nami who leapt to her feet.

  "Don't apologize to creeps Kaya. He deserved it," Nami said.

  "I know, I just don't like to see people in pain," Kaya responded sheepishly.

  "Aw, aren't you just the sweetest thing? I could just eat you up," Nami said, smooshing the blonde girl's cheeks.

  "Nami… Shtop that," she whined, making Nami chuckle in response. She did stop however, and Kaya rubbed her sore cheeks with a pout. A moan of pain from below caught their attention. Turning to the source, the two women saw the pirate, slowly trying to get up, blood leaking from his head wound.

  "You little bitch… When I get my hands on you…" he threatened. Nami however, wasn't having it. Seeing that he was on all fours, Nami casually walked behind him.

  "You won't be getting your nasty hands on anything," she said, before winding her leg back and unleashing a devastating kick right to his balls. The man opened his mouth to scream, but no sound came out. This lasted for a few seconds before he collapsed onto the ground, eyes rolled into the back of his head and foam coming from his mouth.

  "There we go. That takes care of that," Nami said, dusting her hands off with satisfaction. She turned to look at her companions, only to see Akisu staring at her with horror, holding onto his own balls, wincing with phantom pain.

  "What? What's that look for?" Nami asked, confused.

  "Was that… really necessary?" Kaya asked, making Akisu nod his head rapidly in agreement. Nami rolled her eyes at them before kicking the man onto his back, not caring if he drowned from the foam in his mouth.

  "Of course it was necessary. Did you see the way he was looking at me? Creep had it coming," she said, grabbing the butt of the gun and removing it from his pants, being extra careful she didn't touch anything else.

  "But… didn't you want him to look at you like that?" Kaya asked, confused.

  "Only to distract him. I don't actually like it when guys look at me like that," Nami said, checking to see how many rounds she had in the gun. Looks like around 42. Good. She wasn't the best shot when it came to these things, so she was glad she had plenty of ammunition.

  "Except for Nick, right?" Kaya asked.

  "Right. Except for-hey!" Nami shouted, face red at realizing what she admitted. Kaya had an innocent smirk on her face.

  "Not funny Kaya," Nami complained, looking away from the other girl.

  "You sure? Seemed pretty funny to me. What about you Akisu?" she asked, turning to the boy.

  "...I think I should stay out of it," he said. His nervous expression made Kaya giggle some more while Nami smirked at him.

  "Smart kid. Now, what do you say we blow this joint?" Nami asked, holding up her gun. The others nodded, more than eager to get the hell out of there. With that, they ran to the open door, with Nami peeking out into the hall. Once she knew the coast was clear, they officially made their escape.

  Meanwhile…

  The battle was going well but what else did he expect? The four of them were surrounded by grunts, and that was being generous with the term. So Nick didn't understand why he had this sudden burst of rage?

  Dodging a vertical swing by someone who barely knew which end of the sword was which, Nick thrust his trusty shovel right into the side of his head, right in the ear. This had the unfortunate side effect of slicing off half of the man's ear, the bloody chunk of flesh flopping onto the ground. Good thing he wouldn't miss it.

  Because he was dead.

  But still, this act of brutality did little to quench the rage in his heart. So ensorcelled by the feeling, he didn't notice another guy sneaking up behind him. Thankfully, a certain green haired swordsman did.

  "Geez, pay attention would ya?" he chastised after cutting the guy down.

  "Sorry about that, it's just-" he started to say, before casually deflecting a bullet with the flat of the shovel. He then brought up his pistol with his other hand, firing square into the guy's chest and then the guy standing beside him.

  "-I'm so angry for some reason," Nick finished, not even bothering to watch as the two men collapsed onto the ground. Zoro rolled his eyes, blocking a sword swing from another pirate. The man tried to push down on Zoro's blade, but the stronger swordsman wasn't budging.

  "Well get over it. Even if they're weak, one mistake on the battlefield could get you killed," Zoro said. Nick knew he was right, but still… something had set him off, he just didn't know what.

  "Hey, who are you calling weak, asshole!?" yelled the mook who hadn't yet figured out his sword has met with an immovable object. Zoro raised an eyebrow at the stupidity of the man before easily flinging his sword into the air.

  The man watched his blade fly out of his hand for a moment, not quite comprehending what just happened. Zoro took that time to rotate his body and swipe at his feet, using the flat of his blade to knock him onto his back.

  The man landed with a grunt, his eyes shut from the pain. But when he opened them again, he saw his own blade racing towards him, spinning like a sawblade.

  "No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!" he shouted, eyes wide with panic. But the blade took no heed to his pleas, piercing his right through the chest and pinning him to the ground.

  "Showoff," Nick scoffed, making the swordsman smirk at him.

  "By the way, that makes 100," Zoro said, his grin turning smug. But his words confused Nick for a moment before he realized what he was alluding to.

  The bet.

  "Hate to break it to you big guy, but I sunk two whole ships filled with these guys. Pretty sure my total's up to 250, at least," Nick mentioned, causing Zoro to freeze.

  "There's no way that counts!" Zoro yelled, suddenly worried about his assured victory. But Nick rolled his eyes, even as he fired into another dude.

  "Of course it counts. Those ships had at least a hundred guys on each of them, and that's me being generous," he said. Zoro clenched his teeth in anger, deflecting a bullet away and into someone else, like he was Obi-Wan mother fucking Kenobi.

  "It only counts as a kill if you can see the body. Everyone knows that," Zoro argued. Now Nick was getting mad for a whole new reason, but at least he knew why this time.

  "That's bullshit. Quit making up rules just because you don't want to lose!"

  "I'm not making up anything, it's common sense!"

  "You mean that thing you don't have?"

  "What did you say!?"

  "You heard me green bean!"

  "You wanna fight!?"

  "I do not!"

  Usopp watched the whole thing, peeking out from behind the safety of the wall that once held the gate. He'd been taking potshots at people, mostly those with ranged weapons, staying out of sight.

  But only because he was a sniper, and sniper's were supposed to remain hidden. It certainly wasn't because he was scared or anything. The very thought was absurd.

  "Are they really doing this right now?" Usopp asked in disbelief. But even as the two argued, they kept taking out bad guys left and right seemingly without even noticing. It was as impressive as it was stupid.

  Eventually they decided to ask Luffy to decide, as he was the Captain. The rubber man, who had been fighting more than all of them combined, looked utterly lost by the argument that was being thrown at him.

  But his distraction would cost him, as Usopp, eagerly watching the drama unfold, forgot to keep himself hidden.

  "Hey, there's one over there! He looks weak, get him!" shouted someone, pointing right at Usopp. Seeing this caused the long nosed man to panic.

  "Wah, stay away!" he screamed, firing his slingshot at them. What he didn't expect was for his pachinko ball to go directly into the barrel of a gun that was being pointed at him, right as the trigger was being pulled. This caused the weapon to malfunction and explode, taking him out and everyone around him.

  "Am I awesome?" Usopp questioned, unable to believe what he just did.

  "Hey, did you see that!?" he shouted excitedly, turning to the others, only to see Nick giving a cheer with Zoro swearing up a storm, not paying any attention to him.

  Guess that means Nick won. Good for him.