Chapter 2: The Azure Dragon Subdues the White Tiger and Flies into the Web

  The green-clothed girl looked at Sha Xuan with surprise, pointing her small hand at her own nose tip: "You're calling me?"

  "Right, it's you, hurry up and take off!" Sha Xuan thought to himself with joy: The male and female ghosts in the underworld are easier to talk to than the robbers in the mortal world!

  The girl in green said with a smile: "With so many people around, I'm too embarrassed to take it off!"

  A bespectacled bamboo pole boy stood next to the green-clothed girl, presumably her boyfriend, and impatiently shouted at her: "Juan, you take off your skirt directly from inside, what's the shame? That thing of yours isn't something only I've seen, why are you pretending?"

  Those who were close by heard it clearly and couldn't help but burst out laughing exaggeratedly.

  The girl in green clothes glared at "glasses" fiercely, then turned her head and smiled brightly at Sha Xuan: "I'll take it off right away, remember to sign for me later!" After that, she put her hand into her skirt and slowly pulled down her little pants.

  Shaxuan heard the "little devil" in the air holding a "weapon" shouting loudly again: "The scene is in order, the atmosphere is very warm, and the onlookers don't know what kind of transaction they are doing with the human and demon. However, judging from those smiling police officers, it seems to be a striptease performance. Everyone please look, a girl has already taken off her black silk pants amidst everyone's cheers. Is this a promotional event for the real silk underwear company? Please continue to pay attention, Douyin Satellite TV Live Center will track the whole process for you!

  Sha Xuan snatched the black silk pants from the hands of a excited and slightly shy girl, waved the black jade dagger in his hand, shouted "Make way, make way! If you get knocked down, don't blame me!" and squeezed out of the crowd.

  "It's over so soon? Not exciting enough! At least we need to find a woman to take off her clothes on stage to make the plot complete!" The crowd, unsatisfied, pushed and shoved, unwilling to leave.

  Suddenly a sturdy man with a cunning look squeezed into the crowd and whispered to Sha Xuan: "Kid, you're quite bold!"

  Sha Xuan was taken aback, "What the hell does it have to do with you?" Sha Xuan furrowed his brow, raised his head and said in a deep voice, "What kind of ghost are you, looking for trouble?"

  Zhuang Han smiled and mysteriously said to Sha Xuan, "Follow me and you'll know!"

  Who's afraid of who! Your brother, this thing is either a cow head or a horse face, I didn't expect King Yanluo to have made a fortune, even the cow head and horse face are dressed in Zhou Wu Zheng Wang's attire, exactly like humans without any difference! Sha Xuan thought to himself: I just happened to be unable to find the way to the underworld, this is King Yanluo's territory, at least he should go pay his respects, how about it, he must eat a meal from him or else it would be a waste of his trip to the underworld!

  Sha Xuan thought he had arrived at the underworld, but he never expected that he was struck by the Nine-Colored Heavenly Thunder and accidentally returned to modern times over a thousand years later!

  So Sha Xuan followed the strong man without hesitation, and as he squeezed out of the crowd, the onlookers seemed to be unsatisfied, and they swarmed up again, continuing to make a ruckus behind Sha Xuan.

  The "strange bird" in the sky also followed Sha Xuan's movement with a loud noise.

  Zhuang Han hastily pulled Sha Xuan to run quickly to the side of the road and got into a black sedan. He quickly started the engine, and in just a short while, he drove through the main streets and alleys, shaking off the noisy crowd and the helicopters hovering above.

  Sha Xuan saw himself being pulled into a black box by the strong man, and was surprised to find that the box started running. Sha Xuan asked curiously: "What kind of weapon is this?"

  Zhuang Han smiled and said, "You're talking about this car, right? The Mercedes-Benz 1600, the latest model. It's over five million yuan per vehicle!"

  "What are you, a cow's head or a horse's face?"

  Zhuang Han looked at Sha Xuan in surprise, raised his hand to touch Sha Xuan's head, and Sha Xuan stretched out his hand and slapped Zhuang Han's big hand with a "slap".

  The sturdy Han man was rubbing his teeth, probably because he had been hit hard. He said discontentedly, "Young fellow, your temper is still not small, where are you from? Why do you speak in such an old-fashioned way?"

  Sha Xuan turned his head and stared coldly at the burly man, thinking to himself: "This ox-headed and horse-faced fellow actually doesn't know where I come from? What a strange thing! Could it be that the underworld has another strange place?" Sha Xuan firmly remembered the monster master's words, except for his name, he would not tell the truth. Therefore, he expressionlessly said: "I came from heaven, the Jade Emperor is my uncle, the Queen Mother of the West is my aunt, the Towering Heavenly King is my sworn brother, and Nezha is my younger brother! Where are you taking me?"

  Zhuang Han burst out laughing: "It's almost there, you'll know when we arrive!"

  Zhuang Han didn't say anything, and Sha Xuan was too lazy to ask more questions. He folded his arms across his chest, leaned his head against the soft back of the chair, closed his eyes, and savored the rare tranquility.

  Before long, the sedan stopped in front of a luxurious villa, and the strong man asked Sha Xuan to get out of the car.

  Sha Xuan looked down and saw that this place was full of birdsong and fragrant flowers. Could it be that this wasn't the underworld after all? Then what kind of place was this?!

  Two men in black stood in front of the house. Seeing the two approaching, they hastily bowed and called out: "Master Qiu Er is well, I've brought this young fellow back."

  Qiu Er Ye nodded slightly and shook his right hand, indicating that it was none of his business.

  This guy isn't a cow-headed horse-faced person, it turns out his surname is Qiu! Sha Xuan followed Qiu Er into the room. Inside was luxurious and grand, all were things that had never been seen before, among them lazily reclining was a middle-aged man with a full face of flesh, a big garlic nose on his face, hair oily and smooth, neatly parted in the middle, wearing a large purple satin robe on top and black soft satin pants on bottom, looking just like a pig wrapped in clothes.

  "Big brother!" Qiu Er bowed his head slightly.

  "Old Two, who is this kid?" Fat Pig asked lazily, opening his eyes slightly.

  "Who's your grandfather?"

  The fat pig face had an angry expression, and he sprang up from the sofa with a "whoosh".

  Qiu Er's expression changed greatly, and he hastily kicked Sha Xuan's buttocks with one foot, trying to push Sha Xuan to the ground.

  Sha Xuan casually grabbed his foot and swung it out lightly, Qi Er fell from the air and accidentally bumped into a delicate red wooden tea table. A loud "crash" was heard as he knocked over a floor of porcelain, he cried out in pain, rolling and tumbling to the ground.

  Fatty Pig clapped his hands and cheered: "Little brother, you're very unique. Once you arrive at my Qinglong Gang, when you see your grandfather me, you'll also dare to be wild!"

  Sha Xuan pointed at the fat pig and sneered, "I've always been the one bullying others, no one has ever dared to bully me! What is this place, who are you?"

  "Hahaha......" Fat Pig burst out laughing loudly, laughing so hard that tears were almost streaming down his face.

  Sha Xuan asked coldly, "What are you laughing at?"