Robbery with a knife

  This story is purely fictional, do not imitate.

  In the year 2100 AD, in the city of Huaxia, the sky was clear and cloudless. Sha Xian descended from the sky. It's not an exaggeration to say that he fell from a height of thirty thousand miles, the massive impact force tore through the hard cement road surface, tree branch-like cracks spread out in all directions like shattered porcelain.

  A crowd of people gathered around Shaxuan, with three layers inside and three layers outside. He lay quietly on the ground, exposing his naked body, a thick black long hair covering his entire face.

  Sha Xuan, who was struck by the Nine-Colored Heavenly Thunder, fell into a deep sleep in the spatial tunnel for a thousand years! A thousand years ago, he was so glorious in that battle. Today, a thousand years later, he lies alone on the cold concrete floor.

  Fate plays tricks on people, Sha Xuan quickly woke up. He rubbed his eyes, feeling very resentful. Who did I offend to suffer such a calamity? Have I arrived at the underworld already? Where are Ox Head and Horse Face? Why haven't they come to welcome me, their lord?

  "Wow, he's not a woman, he's a transvestite!" The onlookers who loved to watch the commotion surrounded him in a tight circle, and the troublemakers never missed an opportunity to stir up trouble.

  It's better not to mention the freak show, but once it's mentioned, the onlookers get even more excited.

  Sha Xuan slowly got up from the ground, and the people around him were like ants moving house, densely packed together. The scene made him really surprised: Wow, his brother was right, there were indeed many "little ghosts", and the underworld even had a big red sun, shining warmly on him!

  "Wow, what a freak! Look at him down there, haha, he's got something!" Smart alecks are everywhere.

  Sha Xuan glanced at the increasingly numerous "little ghosts" and suddenly came to his senses, realizing that he didn't have any clothes on. Why did these little ghosts get to wear clothes while he didn't? They were bullying him just because he was new here!

  Suddenly, a loud "buzzing" sound filled the air! Sha Xuan curiously looked up and was shocked to see a huge bird with a "little ghost" in its belly. One of the ghosts on its shoulder was carrying a strange object that looked like some kind of weapon. Unexpectedly, the language used by the underworld creatures was similar to those used by mortals. With his exceptional hearing, Sha Xuan overheard the little ghost in the bird's belly loudly muttering to itself: "This is the Duyu Satellite TV Live Hotspot Center. Just now, according to a citizen's report, a woman fell from the sky on Huaxin Street. After our reporter verified the scene, it was confirmed that the one who fell to the ground was not a woman, but a hermaphrodite! Absolutely true, no mistake! Please zoom in the camera and focus on its lower body!"

  Sha Xuan became more and more confused as he listened. Humans are humans, demons are demons, can't they just be born as human-demons? Aren't humans and demons not allowed to get married? Is the underworld's magic more powerful than the Xiuzhen realm? Who cares about being a human-demon or demon-human, the world is unfair! Only I, the great master, don't have any clothes to wear. How can it be that I have to steal one? No way! The monster master said before, stealing too much has no class, stealing is not as good as robbing! Robbing is not as good as tyrannically robbing! After thinking about it, Sha Xuan took out the black jade dagger and shouted at the nearest young "little ghost" who was about the same height as him: "I'm telling you, partner, take off your clothes!"

  Heavens, for thousands of years, there's actually such a wicked person, holding an ultimate divine artifact capable of destroying the world to rob a defenseless ordinary mortal!

  Everyone was stunned, what's with taking off clothes in broad daylight?

  "It turned out to be filming a TV show! People who were far away didn't hear clearly and started thinking about the issue on their own."

  "Brother, give me some face, let me take it off, I've been handsome and dashing for decades, but I've never been on TV yet!" A middle-aged bald man next to him hastily begged Sha Xuan, "Do you have a female director there? Help introduce me, as long as she's not doing animation, I'll definitely marry her!"

  The onlookers also started shouting: "Take it off! Take it off!"

  Sha Xuan Da Le: Robbing in the underworld is so easy, I'll have fun later! He raised his dagger again, still pointing at the person from earlier and continued: "I want your clothes, old man! Take them off quickly!"

  Young man proudly took off his shirt while laughing loudly: "I'm still lucky! Friend, this shirt is Pierre Cardin's, you can wear it however you want, don't worry if it gets dirty, lifetime warranty!"

  Sha Xuan took his clothes and put them on, the dagger was pointing at his pants again: "What's with the 'pi yan ji yan'? I don't understand, Grandpa. Take off your pants!"

  Young people asked dazedly: "Do you want to take off your pants too?"

  "What's wrong with you, grandma and mom?! You don't look like a man at all, are you going to take it off or not?! If not, I'll come and take it off for you!" Another rough female voice rose from the crowd.

  The "Woo Woo Woo" sound in the air is getting closer and closer. The TV presenter holding the microphone shouted loudly again: "Latest report, this is Du Yun Satellite TV live broadcast center, welcome everyone to continue paying attention to the latest dynamics of Ren Yao, everyone look, a police car has arrived over there, several fully armed people's police are running quickly towards here with electric batons in hand!"

  Shaxuan hastily put on the pants, but found that there was a wide belt with an animal head in the middle. He didn't know how to use it and randomly pulled at it, only to get stuck. He looked down and couldn't find any mechanism, but fortunately, the pants were held up by the tension of the belt. However, wearing them like this was very uncomfortable. Shaxuan looked at the young man who had taken off his pants in surprise, only to see that he had an extra piece of cloth underneath! Suddenly enlightened, Shaxuan realized that the pants were missing a crucial piece of fabric, no wonder they felt so awkward. With no other choice, he could only try again.

  At this moment, several fat-headed "imps" wearing black clothes and strange hats squeezed in, with the leader shouting loudly: "I am the police officer in charge of this area, what happened? Is it an illegal gathering? Get out of my way! If you provoke me, I'll arrest all of you, first detain and then investigate, those who are guilty will be notified to their families to bail them out, those who are innocent will be detained for 15 days, anyway, I will frame you with a crime of disturbing public order!"

  A burly man with a shaved head and floral shirt squeezed out of the crowd, pointing at the sky and gruffly retorted: "Officer Li, you're so arrogant! Your bureau chief was still promoted by our Master Zhao. You little brat, take a good look, we're filming TV here! With your crooked hat and slanted clothes, do you think the audience will think you're a good guy on TV?"

  The man who claimed to be a police officer hastily changed his expression and smiled: "Mr. Zhang, this play was actually arranged by Mr. Zhao? Don't worry, we will definitely cooperate well with the TV station's work!"

  Sha Xuan originally wanted to snatch the piece of cloth under that "little devil", but suddenly remembered that men are not fond of cleanliness and have a bad smell. He glanced around with his eyes and had an idea in his mind - why not snatch the female ghost's instead? Sha Xuan's eyes locked onto a green-clothed girl wearing a short skirt, revealing a pair of beautiful legs, in the crowd. He held up his dagger and pointed at her, shaking it: "Sister, take off that thing inside your skirt!"

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