"Are you all right, Mejni?" I asked him.

  "Sin problemas(no problems)," He said, and when I looked around, several bodies of dead soldiers were spread out all over the area in a big pool of blood with their heads detached.

  Mejni turned quickly in the other direction, looking at some bunny on the road who had its weapon unshielded in the moment Mejni had attacked all over the place. The bunny had dodged his attack with its weapon, which I found strange. I could barely follow the yellow light when he bounced around, killing everyone in the area. How did the bunny dodge his attack?

  “Déjame encargarme de ese conejito. Te abriré un camino por el medio. Sigue recto hasta llegar a las minas..(Let me take care of that bunny, I will create a path for you through the middle. Keep running straight until you reach the mines.)

  I nodded my head and responded:

  "Okay"

  "I thought you could not understand what he was saying?" Thinker whispered to me.

  "I don't, but do you really want to upset him when he is in 'I will kill everyone' mode. Okay is the most neutral answer someone can give." I whispered back.

  He pressed his foot down like he was powering up, and the bunny was really relaxed when it turned around. Mejni swoshed, and a loud sound of metal echoed through the air when Mejni came from above and did a lame hero landing. When the smoke had settled, the bunny was still standing on the road, with the sword in front of it. Huh, what a weak attack from Mejni, but I shouldn't tell him that; he might kill us instead.

  "Eh...Good job, buddy! You will get it on the next try." I tried encouraging Mejni, who looked at me with eyes turning black. Is he going in 'insane psycho mode' now?

  "Get ready, Tinker! to run!" I whispered.

  Mejni aimed again, his right foot digging into the ground behind him, and we stood close behind him. Shouting came from the distance behind us as more soldiers were running towards us, probably coming from the station. In a swosh again, Mejni went zigzag, and we started running after him. The sound echoed again in the air as it was obvious Mejni was aiming for the sword, and we ran through the smoke and noticed nobody was there, as both of them had gone up onto the roofs of the buildings and were battling it out there.

  "Come on, damn fire, lit up, lit up, LIT UP, LIT THE FUCK UP!" I tried shaking my right hand, but nothing happened. With the gaze of my eyes, I saw the terrified people in the shopping stands when, at a glance, something was coming from the left. I kicked Tinker down on the ground when the spear barely missed her, but it hit an innocent citizen on the right, killing someone who fell over their shop stand with several things falling out on the road. I lost my balance on the kick, and I fell to the ground when something round, looking like an apple, made me so much hungrier. A soldier came out from the stand, wielding a sword. I threw the apple, hitting it on the face, making it lose some balance, and when I got up and stepped down, my right foot got stuck in what looked like a metal bucket. I tried towards the soldier who removed its hand from the face, looking like some demon animal. I tried doing a round kick in the air when it turned around on its back. A long tail turned up behind me, hitting Tinker on the leg, making her fall again, and I missed like a real idiot, thinking it would come closer and not turn around like the most cowardly soldier I met in my life. It jumped towards me when I was on the ground, and I managed to get my bucket feet up as it tried to pierce its claws down towards me, but luckily, my extraordinarily low-budget metal bucket was working as some shield. It kept trying to hit me while I looked at the round egg head with sharpened teeth staring down on me.

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  "You know dinosaurs are extinct, right?"

  When it tried swinging down and missed me, I slightly released my leg a little bit down and got a good position to push as the soldier hit the stand, and I got up quickly and kept stomping the bucket at the head as it slowly got disfigured and stopped moving. I heard shouting from a distance as several soldiers were coming...For fuck sake, one is huge, like it was freaking eating steroids for breakfast. Tinker and I looked at each other as both had different goals here, and I shook my head.

  "Go!" I told her, and she started running to the mines, picking up a sheet from one of the shops and covering herself from head to knee, making it harder to recognize her.

  The soldiers came screaming, and I tried moving with the damn bucket, and I noticed how afraid the innocent civilians were. turned left, going through a small alley to lure the soldiers away from them, when I turned up in a middle area between several buildings with several big wheels rolling around, looking like it was doing some filtering, was it water, maybe? Several soldiers turned into the alley and were laughing at me as I was stuck. I didn't care and dipped my head in the pond and tasted the stuff, and it was water, nice. I drank as much as possible, trying to get some energy, and they started running towards me when I got up quickly in the air with a bucket kick. Someone hit my back knee as I fell on my knee and leaned forward, pushing away a soldier, and several of them jumped on me, making it impossible for me to move. Why is the fire not lighting up on my right hand? A soldier got out of the water pond, all wet, when it got kicked in by Mr. Bucket. One of the soldiers gave it a sword, and it pointed it at me, with a big horn in the middle of its head, but it looked human to me because it was not red. Steroid came up behind me and grabbed my arms and pulled them back as I squinted a little bit like a bitch of the pain.

  "Where are your comrades?" the wet leader asked.

  "Aw...Did they not let you into Hell? Was it racially based or because your horn is straight in the middle of your head?" I asked it because I was actually curious why it was a soldier.

  It kicked me in the face as Steroid pulled my arms harder, and I tried holding in the pain.

  "Bend his head down. The boss wanted the head of the enormous weak bounty. We will get a big reward for catching his head from the boss."

  They bent my head down, and I couldn't damn move as I struggled to get loose.

  "Can't we like talk about the whole situation, you know, take a drink, maybe even two?" I tried distracting them.

  I felt the sword on my neck as it looked like the leader soldier was aiming, damn it, I am going to die here, and I have not even been able to move forward to find the bitch.

  "Hey!" I heard a female voice, that is Tinker's voice, thank god.

  The hand holding down my neck released, and I managed to see someone with a sheet of different colors standing not far from us.

  "Tinker, a little help, maybe?"

  The soldiers were laughing at her, thinking maybe that she wouldn't have a chance. She raised her hand towards her mouth, unpinned something, and threw something to the side at a big pile of junk."

  "Release me, she is crazy, RELEASE ME!" I screamed as it was not a good idea to trust any bombs she creates, and who knows if she baked them together quickly in a store.

  She counted down with her fingers, three...two...one...and nothing happened.

  "Huh! I thought I did everything right." She spoke to herself, making me extremely nervous.

  The soldiers kept laughing, and I was a little nervous, knowing that her tools could definitely not be trusted.

  The pile exploded, creating a strong wind going through us as Steroid released the grip on me, and I got freed, but I am never going to have any normal days as she ran out from her hiding with the googles on her, smiling with several bombs in her hands and threw them right in front of me. I knew she was a psychopath. She counted down, and all of us looked at each other before running away. I managed to create some distance with the damn bucket at my feet, and when I was going to jump over a pile of logs, the bombs went off, and I flew way past the logs rolling on the grass way behind the logs.

  "You damn idiot! I am going to kill you, if the soldiers do not manage it."

  I got up with more space around me, the soldiers started to attack in two directions now, and I had to take care of five of them while the psycho bomber only got two, it seems like.

  My right fist suddenly caught fire, making me almost cry with happiness, as I really needed the weapon. The bucket isn't exactly the best weapon.