[‘The Gates Net Glitch Reported’

  ‘We experienced a minor Gates glitch on 12-24 from 00:10 to 00:50 a.m. PF. It resulted briefly in Gates disruptions; no damage occurred. The cause is being investigated.

  Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.

  Domini’s press office apologizes for any inconvenience this may have caused and appreciates your understanding.

  More information is available here.’]