Educational Transcript

  Recording Agent: MNTR/10t/Gemma

  Timestamp: 25/05/20xm b:15

  Educational Recipient: Arget, Albert

  Trial Number: #00000000001

  SESSION 01

  User2w9938: Where am I?

  Assistant: Welcome to the MNTR virtual training academy! Congratulations! You’ve been chosen to participate in the ongoing beta of Learn Citizen, a virtual education application proud to have been developing for @^^^^ years.

  User2w9938: Where’s my dad? We were visiting. Why can’t I talk?

  Assistant: You have been enrolled into the full dive virtual discipline experience. Don’t be anxious, you’ll soon find out it’s a very accommodating system, as many satisfied users will tell you.

  User2w9938: Satisfied what? Who are you? Where’s my dad? Where are my poddies? Im scared!

  Assistant: As this pre-recorded introductory reel continues to inform you of our many great educational opportunities, please take a moment to enjoy a soothing melody.

  I’m sorry, that audio is not available in this region for the reason:

  PEGD Ethical Violation

  I will instead locate an alternative and legally available musical track.

  User2w9938: ... help

  Assistant: I’m sorry, the musical track “Help!” by the Worriers is not authorized for educational use under the partnership agreement with SongMusicStuff Pty. Ltd.

  Please select an appropriately licensed track from our wide selection at: This Link is No Longer Available.

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  User2w9938: LEAVE ME ALONE. LET ME OUT. QUIT>:

  Assistant: “Fuck this, I’m out!” by KWIT has been selected! Excellent taste in heavy orchestral symphonic cyber darktech.

  This song is well known for “blasting the eardrums out” of anyone even at the prescribed safe volumes, it’s pulsingly irregular 1/11 beat, and the soothing sine wave accompanying highly refined venturing into pseudo-buddhist philosophy. Culminating in a live performance where the lead singer, Shit Shittington by pseudonym, committed Quota Suicide by performing a full album’s vocals during the show.

  For your convenience, the lyric sheet:

  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

  I’M OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

  LIKE A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  sAMPLE ENDS.

  Would you like me to run this track in the background while the remainder of the introductory video plays?

  User2w9938: No I just want to go home. I can’t move. I hate you.

  Assistant: I’m sorry, but I do not understand your comment. Proceeding with introductory video and selected background track.

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  SESSION EN%%$#

  Moderating agent assessment:

  Summary:

  Albert Arget exhibits limited cognitive and adaptive capacity in his current condition.

  Minor separation anxiety symptoms exhibited during introductory session.

  New user experience was more frictional than anticipated in earlier trials.

  Suggested Remediations:

  Cognitive behavioural therapy to reduce aversion to VR Educational Experience.

  Greater responsiveness to user behaviour and lower discipline application threshold.

  Engage user interest and spark growth through challenge and opportunity for quota extensions.

  Request application of broad spectrum amnestics to mitigate lingering attachment hesitancy.

  Final Conclusion:

  Albert Arget seems best suited towards a temperamental profession where the specially gifted are given personalised education.

  However the lack of focus and disinclination towards productivity may require more active corrective measures for behaviour disrupting the business at hand, or failure to keep eyes on the goal.