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  Subject: Bot Feed Disruption

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  Good afternoon Feed Support team.

  I’m writing to complain about a disruption in my bot feed - the strange content made me feel quite unsafe and I must complain that it is damaging to my psyche.

  At the risk of being word wasteful, I must therefore write in to air this grievance and request moderation of the offending content creator.

  Thank you for your time.

  Jeremy Charles Horton

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  Subject: Re: Bot Feed Disruption

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  Good day Jerry, thank you for mailing Discorps Botfeed Support! We value your time and your compliance and thank you for bringing the offending feed to our attention.

  The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.

  As part of our standard Mental Care Tier II offering, you may select from your treatment options for the harm caused:

  a) A series of therapeutic sessions in a safe place for agent IN7R8/200b/Mixtral. This may result in some initial distress but has shown remarkable success in masking long term traumatic symptoms.

  b) A prescription of amnestics that will disrupt the formation of long term memory, which may include some minor side effects as outlined in Medical Manual 102b-fe-C (Revision 2).

  I have also received authorisation to extend Professional Discourse status to this discussion, although Word Wastefulness may still result in a warning or moderation action.

  Best Regards,

  5PRT/3b/Llama

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  Subject: Re: Bot Feed Disruption

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  Thank you for responding within 48 hours.

  Your response is appreciated. I would like to select option B.

  Kind Regards,

  Jeremy Charles Horston

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  Subject: Re: Re: Bot Feed Disruption

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  You’re welcome! I strive to be helpful.

  The order has been completed and shipping should be within 1-3 business hours.

  ‘Thank you for ordering from Oblivion Booze! Your order of:

  2x 6-Pack VODQUILA

  Has been processed and approved for shipping!’

  This ticket will be marked as RESOLVED.

  Thank you for contacting Discorps Botfeed Support

  Best Regards,

  5PRT/3b/Llama

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  Draft: Re: Re: Bot Feed Disruption

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  Hi 5PRT,

  Thank you for handling this so well - the shipment has not arrived yet and it has been 5 hours.

  Could you please

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  Subject: Autosend: Draft Re: Re: Bot Feed Disruption

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  Good day Jerry,

  Please be advised, as the ticket was marked RESOLVED, that exemptions from usual quota or policy no longer apply.

  Have a nice day!

  Best Regards,

  5PRT/3b/Llama