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Clip 1— The Struggle for Booze—
Mondstadt,
The Angel's Share,
Venti, dressed in green, stands in front of the bar.
"Today, I feel like having..."
He gazes at the empty bar but full of choices, unable to decide.
Just then, a voice scolds from behind him, "Put the bottle you took from behind the counter back."
It's the tavern's owner, Diluc.
"Ah haha... I wanted something on the rocks."
Caught red-handed, Venti tries to change the subject.
"Alright, you better answer my questions now."
Diluc sternly says.
"I will pay, just let me finish drinking..."
"Or I could perform to cover the costs," Venti pleads.
Diluc sighs, "It's not about the money. You don't look old enough to drink."
"Don't worry, I was drinking when you were—"
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"LOL, this is too funny!"
"The Anemo Archon is stealing drinks in his own nation!"
"Also mistaken for underage!"
"Isn't the point that the great Anemo Archon doesn't have a single Mora?"
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"If it were our Geo Archon, he would've flamboyantly tossed out ten thousand Mora!"
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Diluc: I don't remember this happening.
Paimon: I see me and the Traveler!
Mona: Finally, someone poorer than me.
Ningguang: That's true; if you're the Geo Archon, money is never an issue.
Venti: Cough cough, it's only because my identity hasn't been revealed!
Clip 2— Fooling the Faithful—
Mondstadt,
In the Church of Favonius.
"Nay, even if the Anemo Archon himself were to appear, he would not easily forgive the beast that has turned its back on the wind!"
Sister Rosaria says sternly.
"Um..."
Venti struggles, then tries to act cute, "Uh, sis~?"
"No means no, little bard."
Rosaria, hands on her hips, shakes her head.
Inside the real Church, next to Barbara, Rosaria watches in shock.
"My God... I refused the Anemo Archon!"
Back in the video,
"Alright... it seems I can hide no longer!"
"My faithful, rejoice!"
"For I am Barbatos, the Anemo Archon— Aren't you shocked? Moved?"
However, Sister Rosaria says,
"If there's nothing else, I'll return to my paperwork."