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Chapter 18: Awarding the Elixir of Immortality, Unleashing Ventis Cringe Compilation!

  —【VIP Live Chat Room】:

  【Kaeya: @Klee, theoretically, yes. But well...】

  【Kaeya: Just say the word, Klee, and your big brother Kaeya will carry out your orders!】

  【Kaeya: How about I throw Captain Jean into solitary confinement to keep you company?】

  【Kaeya: What do you think?】

  【Klee: Hmm...】

  【Amber: Kaeya, you're so naughty!】

  【Alice: Absolutely! It's a serious concern that my precious daughter is frequently tricked into confinement by you!】

  【Kaeya: Mrs. Alice, you're wrongly accusing me!】

  【Amber: @Klee, don't listen to Kaeya!】

  【Amber: Unless you want another 10 days in solitary!】

  【Klee: Huh? 10 days! Klee doesn't want that...】

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  —【Now announcing Lin Feng's answer!】

  —【Lin Feng has chosen answer D: Sing for wine and food. E: Con innocent believers. F: Generally not doing anything productive—Answer is correct, drawing rewards... Reward determined!】

  —【Lin Feng received the Elixir of Immortality!】

  —【Lin Feng chooses not to disclose the reward!】

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  Mondstadt Prison.

  Lin Feng suddenly found a bottle of elixir in his hand.

  "What the—?"

  "This is an instant power-up!"

  With palpable excitement, Lin Feng looked at the Elixir of Immortality in his hand, uncorked it, and chugged it down.

  What a treasure!

  The person who drinks the Elixir of Immortality can’t die from any injuries, except if—

  They get killed by another immortal!

  The odds of this happening are probably rare.

  Maybe in all of Teyvat, this is the only bottle.

  So,

  After drinking this elixir, Lin Feng may not walk unbridled across the lands of Teyvat,

  But at least he won't die.

  "Should I break out of prison?"

  "Or even out of Mondstadt?"

  Feeling the incredible changes happening within him, Lin Feng feels bolstered.

  But after some thought, he decided to abandon the idea of escaping.

  For one, he might be immortal now, but he's still not omnipotent.

  And secondly, his elemental burst would surely draw attention from the Hydro Archon and all of Mondstadt.

  Given his state of weakness, he'd get captured again.

  Maybe even experimented upon.

  He shivers at the thought.

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  The chat room is abuzz—

  【Hu Tao: @Lin Feng, so you're choosing to keep your reward a secret again?】

  【Mona: I'm also curious!】

  【Alice: +1!】

  【Xiao Ling: But Lin Feng's luck seems good!】

  【Keqing: Indeed, not only did he get to answer twice, but he also got both right!】

  【Paimon: Bad luck is actually my own doing!】

  【Xiangling: I wish I could have a chance to answer too!】

  【Yun Jin: Oh? Aren't you afraid of embarrassing yourself?】

  【Xiangling: Well, I'm just a chef, how bad can it be?】

  【Lady: ...】

  【Keqing: ...】

  【Captain Jean: ...】

  【Mona: You get used to it.】

  【Hu Tao: The real embarrassment here is Venti!】

  【Barbara: ...】

  【Venti: Phew—finally can speak again. There's a misunderstanding here!】

  【Venti: I'm just a regular bard when I’m out of Mora and can’t reveal my true identity.】

  【Venti: As the God of Freedom, being commanded wouldn't be very freeing, would it?】

  【Barbara: Then what about tricking your followers?】

  【Lin Feng: Like the explanation he's giving you right now?】

  【Barbara: ...】

  【Hu Tao: Savage!】

  【Paimon: Savage!】

  【Mona: Savage!】

  【Captain Jean: ...But what Lord Barbatos said is not wrong...】

  【Venti: Exactly!】

  【Venti: It’s the live chat that’s misleading!】

  【Venti: How could I ever do such a thing?】

  【Barbara: I...I need to take a moment...】

  —【End of the third question!】

  —【Starting to play the related clip for the correct answer!】

  —【The following content all really happened in the past, future, and present!】

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