A bit embarrassing, but I never actually restored the first three chapters of the book for the allowed preview. That's been done now, so if you're either seeing this for the first time, or just have someone who you'd like to try to hook into the story, that's an option now!

  If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.

  Thanks once again to everyone who helped me get this far. I hope this story has brought you some joy. And if you are new here, I hope you enjoy this odd thing I've made.

  If you like the preview, the book is currently available on Amazon for Kindle, in PoD paperback, and as a spectacular audiobook.