ParodyGirl

  It's time to plete the mission the system gave me. I wao stay with Hestia and chat more, but...

  I he "Swordsmanship" skill to use a sword.

  Hestia already knows I don't have any skills because I didn't put any in my falna. Also, I told her I didn't know how to use a sword or any on.

  Obtaining the "Swordsmanship" skill will be the starting point.

  "Are you sure you don't want to eat something with me?"

  "I have something to do. It's getting te, and I 't waste time. I stayed indoors for many hours today because I had something important happening."

  "That's suspicious..." Hestia looked at me curiously. "But I'll be waiting for you tomorrow m. I'll apany you when you go to the tower for the first time! I'll also get you a sword. What kind of sword do you prefer?"

  Hestia started talking about various swords, but I just said that a one-handed short sword was enough—a short sword and a knife.

  "Alright, I'll get that for you. But don't expeything of good quality, okay?"

  "Yes, I know our Familia doesn't have money."

  "Hey, you don't o be so blunt... I'm trying to find a job, you know?"

  "Don't worry, soon we'll have plenty of money."

  "How you be so fident? Don't tell me you think you'll bee a high-level adventurer and make our Familia rich?" Hestia said, clearly mog me.

  "Yes, I'm quite fident about that."

  I left the churd headed towards the adventurers' guild. I looked around, and there were some adventurers here and there. 'I he guild to earn money.'

  As I approached, I saw a girl with red hair and dog ears above her head. Her eyes were golden, and she didn't show much emotion. I talked with her briefly before leaving.

  She will be my advisor from today. 'Rose Fe is a beautiful woman. Even if she isn't my favorite character, she is certainly a woman I'd like to have in my harem if possible.'

  But this is not the best time to think about that.

  'I need moo go to the eai district. There are many prostitutes there.'

  That was my pn, but I fot I needed money.

  'I'll go bay room. I think I sell some things to get money.'

  I returo my room and started rummaging through my closet for valuable items. I found a silver watch, branded sungsses, and a new fan.

  But there's ricity to use it here.

  "Hmm... I also sell these light novels, 't I? I don't hem anymore. I'm sure I'll have plenty of eai in this world. Alright, let's take everything."

  A watch, sungsses, novels, and some fake bracelets and rings. It be sold food price.

  I put all the items in a cloth bag ahe room, searg for a pce to sell them. Would Welf buy them? Or maybe the Goddess's shop... No, she makes ons. She wouldn't want these.

  I o find a store that buys everything.

  After twenty minutes, I found a building with a sign that said, "We buy all kinds of items."

  This was the first time I had seen this pce, and it was never mentioned in the novel.

  I ehrough the door, and the first thing I noticed was that although it was a store that bought all kinds of items, most of the things on dispy were ons and armor.

  "Ied? The price is a bit high, but it's worth it." A middle-aged proached from behind. She had short hair and some scars on her arms.

  She probably ventured into the tower before.

  "I'm here to sell some items. I need money."

  "Sure, e with me, please."

  The woma behind the ter, and I took out everything I carried in the bag: the watch, three pairs of suwo bracelets, fs, and ten books. None of them were volumes of Danmachi, of course.

  "Hmmm... Where did you get these?" The icked up the items one by one and started analyzing them.

  "I 't say that. But rest assured, I didn't steal them."

  "..." The woman looked at me and smiled. "I'm not worried about that. But these items are iing. I've never seen such a luxurious watch for the wrist. Also, these jewels seem high quality."

  "How much you pay for all this? I'm in a hurry."

  "I pay 5,000 Valis for this watch. And I pay 10,000 for the rest."

  "15,000 in total? Isn't that too cheap? A good meal cost 300! 15,000 for all this is a scam."

  "How about 20,000?"

  "..."

  I stared at the woman, not knowing what to do. I'm sure I get a better offer for all this. This is frustrating. I don't know how much it costs to spend the night with a woman, so it isn't easy.

  "Will you accept the offer or not?"

  "25,000."

  "24,000."

  "Deal."

  "Great! I'll prepare the money right away," the woman said cheerfully. I tell she just scammed me. I'm sure I sold all this for much less than it's worth.

  I should have waited until tomorrow and made money iower... The missio have a time limit anyway.

  The problem is that I wouldn't have the "Swordsmanship" skill, but I think I could manage anyway.

  "Here you go, 24,000 Valis. You check it if you want."

  "Don't worry. Tsk."

  "What was that? Want to back out of the sale?" The woman took the money bag off my hand.

  "Just give it to me already." I grabbed the money bag from her hand ahe store quickly.

  With the money in hand, I immediately headed towards the eai district where the Ishtar Familia was. It was the best pce for this sort of thing. I'm sure I'll find someoo have sex with ihan three minutes.

  Unfortunately, I had to ask for dires to get there. I admit I felt a bit embarrassed.

  But when I stepped into the eai district, I quickly lost my embarrassment. The beautiful women standing outside the buildings didn't make me shy but excited.

  There were so many good options that I didn't know whie to choose.

  There were human women and mostly amazoness. There was even a woman with animal ears, a werewolf.

  'I fess I've always wao have sex with a girl with a tail and animal ears.'

  While I felt my dick swelling inside my underwear, I walked towards the werewolf girl who was looking at me with a naughty smile on her face. I think she uood that I wao fuck her all night long.

  ParodyGirl