Chapter 1: May I Sit Down?

  "You stinky kid, you still know how to come back? Don't you know that you haven't paid rent for a whole month?"

  Suddenly outside the door a sharp voice rang out, like the eunuchs of the imperial palace.

  "Uh..." After hearing the voice outside the door, thirty-two black lines appeared on Jiang He's forehead.

  "Damn it!" Jiang He cursed loudly, how could he have forgotten this?

  "Oh, you stinky little brat, how dare you scold me! Do you believe it or not, I can kick you out of here in a split second!" The landlord's voice immediately rose by eight degrees after hearing Jiang He's words, sounding like a dolphin's cry.

  The river immediately opened the door, and his attitude changed by one hundred and eighty degrees. He said to a man wearing a pair of glasses similar to Harry Potter's and a pink sweater: "Landlord... ah no, landlord, I just forgot, didn't..."

  "There's nothing for free, hurry up and pay the rent, otherwise..."

  Before the landlord finished speaking, Jianghe took out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and waved them in front of the landlord.

  The landlord saw this and his beady eyes, like those of a mouse, kept darting back and forth with the stack of cash in Jianghe's hand.

  "Heh heh, stinky little... Jiang He, if you have money, just take it out early, look, look, making someone's little heart thump thump jump, thinking you ran away."

  Taking the banknotes from Jianghe, the landlord began to count them one by one. Jianghe sneered and said to the landlord: "Mr. Landlord... sir, no need to count, this is half a year's rent, I hope you won't come again."

  "River, what are you talking about? What hope that I won't come again? Am I going to die?" The landlord twisted his neck and said to River.

  Jiang He felt a chill run down his neck as he watched this action, afraid that the landlord would break his neck, "I didn't mean it that way..."

  "Brother Jianghe, someone's here." Wang Mengfeng walked to the door, turned on the lights in the room and said to Jianghe who was beside him.

  "Ah, Jianghe, you're quite something! You've actually got a beautiful woman hidden away!" The landlord looked at Wang Mengfei with a lecherous gaze and said to Jianghe.

  Upon seeing this, Jiang He's face sank and his voice suddenly turned cold. He said to the landlord, "You've already taken the money, hurry up and leave! If you don't, you'll miss the second bus!"

  "Tsk tsk, rivers and streams, you're not being honest..."

  Bang!

  The landlord had not finished speaking, Jiang He slammed the door shut with a loud bang, and the landlord's nose was heavily hit by the door.

  Two streams of blood flowed from the landlord's nose, and he was furious this time. He clenched his fist and pounded heavily on Jianghe's door, "Open the door for me, Jianghe! I'm not done with you yet! Let me tell you, I'm the landlord, I'm the boss..."

  "Squeak!"

  The rivers and streams opened the rusty anti-theft door, suddenly kicked the landlord's abdomen with one foot, instantly, the landlord was like a cooked shrimp, flying backwards.

  Bang!

  The landlord fell on his butt and let out a loud "aiya" in pain, then began to wail loudly, "Jianghe, I'm going to sue you, I'm going to call the police, I'm going to..."

  "Whoosh..."

  A stack of banknotes was scattered out by Jianghe, like a rain, and fell in front of the landlord.

  "I'll treat you to a big meal. Hehe, Jianghe, not Brother Jiang, otherwise, I'd kick you a few more times." The landlord said with a flattering face to Jianghe.

  "Hmm... " The rivers and lakes were completely chaotic, this world, this society, these people, they had no shame.

  The river glanced at the landlord and said: "Ah, landlord... madam... sir..."

  "You say I am what I am, it doesn't matter to me, sir." The landlord said with a smile while picking up the money on the ground.

  "Alright, landlady, take your money and get out of here!" Jiang He said coldly to the landlady.

  "Alright, goodbye, no need to see me off. Remember, next time I come, you must kick me a few more times..."

  "Oh no, I'm going..." The landlord was busy counting his money and, in a moment of carelessness, tumbled down the stairs with a loud thud.

  ……

  As for the subsequent result, Jianghe rented the landlord's room upstairs and moved in himself, leaving the house to Wang Mengfei.

  After sending off Xiao Yatou, Jiang He went to another place. After all, bars usually start work in the afternoon, and he still had things to do during the day.