Chapter 13 "The Chicken" is for Dipping!

  Back at his residence, it was already a time of twinkling lights.

  As he walked back, our Ximen Dafu couldn't help but think about his current situation.

  "First, let's get the son of that crappy secretary in trouble. I don't even know what kind of official title this 'crappy secretary' has? And why not just call him a 'crappy' secretary? It's really puzzling..."

  However, it's not hard to guess that from the expressions of the onlookers and Mrs. Gu's attitude towards the son of that crappy secretary, this crappy secretary's son is definitely not ordinary, and that crappy secretary is not a low-ranking official either, at least he won't be one of those lowly sewer cleaners...

  "Also, I had another run-in with that really handsome guy who's still way out of my league tonight. What a troublesome autumn this is. Judging from the guy's appearance, he should be someone who's not short on money..."

  Ximen Qing suddenly remembered that Zhou Liang was the handsome guy he had met at the "Friendship Brothers" film and television company's studio.

  "It seems that my current situation in this future world is not optimistic... One looks very powerful, one looks very wealthy, damn it! Power and wealth are the two things I'm best at playing with, and also the most formidable things in real society. Now, I've offended these two things, what a sin!"

  From this point of view, our Ximen Dafu is not lagging behind at all. Analyzing the situation, he never leaves money and power aside. Because Ximen Qing knows that these two things seem to be universally applicable in any society. The reason they are so powerful is that having power can make beauties submit, having money can make beauties... uh, if a rich person wants to play tricks, they can even make beauties eat grass...

  "So, where does one's own power rely on?"

  Ximen Qing lay on a luxurious bed, vastly different from the one he shared with his wife in the Song Dynasty, lost in thought.

  Ximen Qing has now accepted the fact that he has traveled through time to this modern society. Moreover, he seems to be a minor celebrity in history... because every time someone hears him say his name is "Ximen Qing", their expressions are so unbelievable. —— This even makes himself feel a bit unbelievable.

  Of course, at the same time, our Ximen Dafu is also quite depressed. Because TMD's life has to be re-struggled again!

  Moreover, what's most important is that I've already been in this future world for several days now. And during this time, I haven't even touched a single woman.

  What a difficult thing it would be for Ximen Qing, who is stronger than other men in that aspect, to endure!

  But for Ximen Qing, who often frequented brothels, this physiological problem was simply a trivial matter.

  Ximen Qing sprang up from the bed like a carp jumping out of water. He quickly withdrew his mind from analyzing what kind of disadvantage he was in and shifted to understanding how to solve his physiological needs.

  Ximen Qing got up from bed, his intention could not be more obvious.

  That is, go find the little girls, young ladies, and prostitutes in the brothels.

  Ye Xing, who was sleeping in another room, was still fast asleep. Ximen Qing opened the door for the second time and went out, but he still didn't notice anything. This made our Ximen Da Guan Ren sigh with emotion, how could this guy's sleep quality be so good? It's comparable to a pig!

  Leave home.

  The streetlights were out except for those on the main roads. Only some shops that operated at night still shone brightly.

  "The place of flowers and willows is where the lights are bright."

  Ximen Qing followed his experience of finding a mistress during the Song Dynasty and strode towards those shops that were still in operation. Because in the Song Dynasty, those pleasure quarters were always brightly lit at night, like a dream.

  So it should be here too.

  The moonlight is like water.

  Although it was a hot summer, in this deep night. A gust of night wind came, still carrying some coolness. Let West Gate's big official, who had been sweating profusely from walking quickly, feel refreshed for a moment. Just like the scene he imagined in his heart after finding the young lady.

  Wushan, just thinking about it makes one drunk with infatuation...

  But when our Ximen Dafu arrived in front of a nightclub, he saw an old man who didn't look like a Chinese person, smiling peacefully at him.

  Looking at the old man with "KFC" printed under him, Ximen Qing knew it was a portrait of a person, just like those paintings done by literati in his time.

  "But this painting is so lifelike, I don't know what kind of material was used to grind the ink, it's incredibly subtle."

  It wasn't until our Master Ximen got used to struggling in this future world that he realized how rustic he was now.

  "Let's not discuss how good this painting is for now. But why did the old procuress hang a portrait of a man, and what's more, a man so advanced in years?"

  Ximen Qing deeply knew that in such a romantic and beautiful place, doing this would only lead to self-destruction and cutting off one's own wealth.

  "Is this business not allowed to see the light of day? Is it just for covering people's ears and eyes?"

  "But isn't this also unfair to the customers who come to consume? At the very least, even if you want to deceive people's eyes and ears, shouldn't you at least put up a woman's photo? After all, opposite sexes attract each other. Even if she's slightly older and has lost some of her looks, it doesn't matter..."

  What a scoundrel!

  Our Ximen Dafu thought to himself alone, and a faint sly smile had already appeared at the corner of his mouth.

  Ximen Qing walked into the shop.

  "Welcome to KFC, enjoy your meal."

  As soon as Ximen Qing pushed open the door and entered, he heard several shop assistants inside shouting in unison towards him.

  This startled Ximen's official, and he involuntarily glanced at those workers, all of whom were dressed in red uniforms, even the hats on their heads were also red.

  The air conditioner in KFC is very powerful, and it blows our Sima Dajun into a state of ecstasy.

  At this moment, Ximen Qing's eyes lit up, and a more breathtaking scenery appeared before him. Oh no, it was a beautiful woman. She was the girl standing at the far left among those staff members.

  The girl is very tall, about 1.7 meters or so. Her figure isn't particularly thin, but paired with her height, she immediately appears slender and elegant, striking a pose that's quite alluring. Of course, what's even more enticing to us men, especially the great official Ximen, is still her small face with a pair of breasts that are full to the point of bursting. Under that red dress, they appear plump and bulging. Just one glance makes you involuntarily think dirty thoughts.

  It's probably due to professional training. When Ximen Qing looked at her with a hint of intention, she only showed a slight change in her eyes, revealing a subtle displeasure, but still wore the smile that made Ximen Qing infatuated.

  This smile is very confident. Yes, it's confidence. Compared with that ** Liu Xuan Cheng, the biggest characteristic is this one.

  It's also sunny. Ximen Qing felt very comfortable looking at her. Although the Gu Lili he had saved also had a pair of sunny eyes, but in Gu Lili's eyes, there would occasionally appear a strong and stubborn spirit, unlike this beauty whose eyes were thoroughly sunny.

  In short, this beauty makes people look so comfortable and it's hard for them to reveal their sad emotions.

  "Hello sir, what can I get for you?"

  Unconsciously, Ximen Qing walked in front of the sunny beauty at the far left.

  The beautiful woman with a sunny disposition also did her own work, looking at Ximen Qing with a bright and cheerful smile.

  "With such looks and temperament, why would you end up here doing this kind of thing?"

  Ximen Qing, despite his romantic nature, still had some thoughts on the matter. Upon seeing the sunny beauty's appearance and temperament, he felt that a girl like her shouldn't be doing this kind of thing, receiving men here; it was too much of a waste of her talents.

  Such a girl should be a delicate and refined lady who has been brought up in a secluded boudoir, unknown to the world.

  Being a prostitute in this industry, it's not that our Ximen Dafu looks down on this industry, but rather Ximen Qing thinks that this girl doing this industry is indeed... too highly regarded for this industry.

  Because Ximen Qing thought that only women like Liu Xiangdong were suitable for this industry.

  He Ximen Qing didn't know that in today's society, female celebrities are just a part of this industry. They just have higher incomes, that's all.

  "What?……" When Ximen Qing said something that was quite inexplicable, the beautiful woman in sunglasses was taken aback and stood still. Her idle colleagues on the side also looked slightly stunned, not knowing what Ximen Qing was saying or what he meant. "Sir, what can I get for you?"

  Everyone has a time when they speak nonsense. So the beautiful woman in the sun didn't ask deeply, but smiled slightly and changed the subject, asking Ximen Qing again to confirm.

  Ximen Qing knew he had lost his composure. He quickly composed himself and thought to himself, "Since I've met a beautiful woman like you, I won't get angry."

  "Uh, I'll have chicken."

  The beautiful girl was stunned for a moment, because normally people would clearly say which part of the chicken they want to order. For example, chicken wings or chicken legs and so on.

  But this handsome-looking gentleman came up with a vague concept.

  She didn't know that our Ximen Dafu also wanted a certain part of the "chicken".

  "Sir, would you like to order Orleans chicken or crispy fried chicken thigh?"

  "Chicken wings? Chicken legs?" Ximen Qing couldn't help but feel a little bewildered. But soon he understood in his heart. He thought to himself: "I'm impressed, I didn't expect that this profession in today's society would be even more subtle than in our dynasty." It seems that "chicken wings" refers to the beautiful arms of prostitutes, and "chicken legs" naturally refers to their beautiful legs... But what about other parts? Would they be called "excited chicken holes"?

  "How much is the chicken wing and drumstick each?"

  "Oh, sir, it's like this. Chicken wings are 6 yuan each, chicken legs are 8 yuan each."

  "So cheap!"

  Ximen Qing couldn't help but feel a shock. Although he had only just begun to understand the value of the renminbi in today's society, he already knew that 6 yuan and 8 yuan were not small amounts.

  The beautiful girl was stunned, as a KFC employee, she knew that selling one chicken wing and one drumstick at this price had already made several times the profit, and yet someone said it was so cheap, what an idiot!

  However, KFC puts customers first, and customers are God, so the beautiful girl in the sun had to patiently explain:

  "Hehe, sir. This is the national unified price."

  "How much does that whole 'chicken' cost?"

  "Hehe, sir, it won't cost much, just 35 yuan."

  The beautiful girl never thought that this handsome guy was an exception, he actually ordered a whole chicken. What a great appetite!

  "Then I'll have one first, I'm a bit hungry... If I find it interesting, I'll want another, and play with the Double Flying Swallow!"

  Upon hearing these words, the beautiful woman in the sunlight furrowed her brow, seemingly grasping Ximen Qing's true intention. But after a moment's thought, she realized that this was KFC, not heaven on earth, so it probably wasn't that kind of meaning. She could only take Ximen Qing's words as temporary nonsense and went to the kitchen to fetch an entire chicken, handing it over to him.

  "I ordered chicken!"

  "Yes, sir, this is the chicken... This is the whole chicken you ordered!"

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