Chapter 4 When Ximen Qing Encounters Ximen Chusheng

  This made Lili, the slender and beautiful girl, extremely curious. It was as if you were saying to Feng Jie, "Wow, Sister Feng, you're so beautiful!" Feng Jie nodded in appreciation, as if in agreement, leaving one incredulous. The incredible result was extreme curiosity about why this was the case.

  "What exactly do you do?"

  Lily seems to have blown her little brain and finally surrendered.

  Ximen Qing said with a serious face:

  "Xiao Ke doesn't know what I'm doing here either..." In fact, in his heart, he was thinking, "Yes, it's only when I'm 'doing' with Jinlian and the others that this 'something' happens." But with a beauty in front of him, he couldn't say something so explicit. Ximen Qing said again: "I suppose Xiao Ke has arrived at your future world."

  Lili was taken aback, patted her small melon-shaped head, seemed a bit dizzy, and revealed an unreasonable smile to Ximen Qing:

  I said, bro

  Lili suddenly collapsed in front of Ximen Qing and awkwardly uttered a sentence in broken English, staring at him curiously.

  Ximen Qing completely collapsed, at a loss for words, because apart from understanding half of the sentence "I say, buddy" which should be referring to himself, he didn't understand a single word of what was truly meant to be expressed in the following sentence. Oh no, it should be said that he hadn't even heard a single word before.

  Ximen Qing was also looking at Lili with a surprised expression.

  What a heroic and admirable scene this is!

  ……

  "My god, is this for real?! In this day and age, there are still people using this trick to pick up girls?!"

  Just then, an untimely remark suddenly appeared, causing Ximen Qing and Lili to be slightly startled.

  Ximen Qing looked in the direction of the voice and was even more shocked. He saw a person with very short hair, only about one-twentieth the length of his own.

  Ximen Qing endured the man's strange attire and, following the etiquette of the Song Dynasty, clasped his hands together in a salute and said:

  "May I ask, brother, what is your surname and given name?"

  That young man couldn't help but take a glance, then opened his mouth wide and looked at Ximen Qing with discontent.

  "What the heck are you doing? I'm not gay, it's all those 'chicks' who are hitting on me... Don't you dare call me 'brother' like that... Be careful or I'll sue you for harassment!"

  Ximen Qing only felt a head full of fog, and didn't know what this guy, who looked more like a hoodlum, was babbling about. But since he had just arrived, Ximen Qing still had some patience, so he pretended to smile slightly and said:

  "May I ask..." Ximen Qing almost called him "brother" again, but hastily stopped himself and continued: "...what is your surname and given name?"

  The young man looked at Ximen Qing, from being on guard against Ximen Qing's advances to gradually becoming interested in him. Who has ever seen a same-sex lover who is not only normal but also seems to be quite gentle? He smiled and said to Ximen Qing:

  "Stop pretending to be cool in front of me... Don't you know that pretending to be cool will get you struck by lightning?!"

  Ximen Qing had never heard such words before, and although they sounded somewhat rhythmic, he felt a bit displeased upon hearing them, yet still smiled and said:

  "Brother... wow, what a great poem! It's even more powerful than Su Dongpo's lyrics! What's 'the Yangtze River flows eastward, waves washing away' compared to this? It's simply like a small witch meeting a great witch!"

  This time, it's not just the young man, but also Lili, and the beautiful woman who is still grateful to Ximen Qing with tears in her eyes... as well as the onlookers who have gathered around.

  The young man finally realized it and thought: Damn, this guy is not pretending to be a B, he's really a damn B!

  The young man couldn't help but get excited, and with a sly smile at Ximen Qing, he seemed to be intentionally teasing him, putting on an extremely flirtatious expression.

  Ximen Qing looked and thought in his heart: Laughing so foolishly...

  The young man just said:

  "I say, bro, if I ask what I'm called, then what are you called?"

  Ximen Qing cursed in his heart, thinking that this guy was truly ungrateful. If he were in his old world, he would have sent him to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha long ago. But Ximen Qing's face remained smiling as he truthfully said:

  "Xiao Ke's surname is Ximen and her given name is Qing."

  "Ximen Qing!"

  The young man was stunned, looking at Ximen Qing with a shocked face. Not only him, but also Lili, the beautiful young woman, and the onlookers were all greatly shocked!

  Ximen Qing didn't know why they had such an expression, so he just nodded and humbly said:

  It's just a small matter.

  "Hahaha......Wahahahaha......I, I'm telling you, bro, can't you stop being so ridiculous? I have heart disease, you know! You're calling yourself Ximen Qing, who's going to call herself Pan Jinlian then?......Hahaha......Wahahahaha......"

  The young man laughed and leaned forward, Lili also laughed so hard that her flowers were shaking violently. Of course, the scene in front of her chest was even more turbulent and magnificent, attracting Ximen Qing's pair of naturally charming eyes...

  But Ximen Qing's salivation for female beauty, after decades of baptism, has long been done to perfection, and he didn't stay on the chest of the young girl Lili for a long time. When he heard that the young man who looked like an uninvited guest mention his daughter's name, he was taken aback, and with a hint of curiosity, said:

  "Do you know my wife?"

  When Ximen Qing said this, the young man didn't even answer, and laughed even more wildly, holding his belly, laughing so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

  Lili and others are the same, really didn't expect that 2 goods are available every year, and one good is even better than one good!

  Watching them laugh like this, Ximen Qing's... self-esteem was instantly hurt.

  Ximen Qing could no longer bear it and shouted loudly:

  "You bunch of featherbrained fools! Stop laughing! If you laugh again, I, Ximen the great official, won't be polite!"

  Ximen Qing said, and they all started rolling up their sleeves.

  The young man suppressed his desire to laugh and said to Ximen Qing:

  "I'm telling you, bro, you can go act in 'Hard Boiled 3' now...... uh, do you know what I'm called?"

  The young man looked at Ximen Qing with a serious face and asked solemnly.

  Ximen Qing saw that he had collected his smile and said something to him, but the tough guy didn't understand at all. He thought it wasn't necessary to make a fuss about this, after all, he still knew too little about this future world, so it was better to be careful. So he continued to talk to the young man:

  "What's your name?"

  The young man solemnly said to Ximen Qing:

  "In the end it's still a surname Ximen... or rather a compound name, Ximen... Blowing Snow... that's it!"

  The young man's smile was about to collapse, but he seemed to want to continue teasing Ximen Qing, holding back his laughter, while others had already burst into tears again...

  How would Ximen Qing know who Ximen Chui Xue is? He only knows that in his hometown of Yanggu County, not just Ximen Chui Xue, but even the south gate of Yanggu County is blown by snow! What's the big deal about you being a Ximen Chui Xue?!

  But these words did not come out of Ximen Qing's mouth, only to see Ximen Qing smiling and saying:

  "It's both a same-surname relationship and a kind of fate. ...Uh, if Brother Chui Xue ever has the elegant intention to blow snow, he can call on Xiao Ke, Xiao Ke is willing to accompany... you to blow snow. Also, blowing rain is okay. Of course, the easiest one, which is also Xiao Ke's most skilled at... blowing cow... is also okay."

  Ximen Qing's words have a tone of teasing and joking with the young man, as well as a hint of building a relationship with him. Ximen Qing believes that even in future society, personal connections will still be indispensable.

  But then, the young man's tightly held smile suddenly collapsed, just like the Yellow River bursting its banks. The young man burst out laughing, his stomach hurting so much that he almost couldn't catch his breath...

  Lili and they are also like this...

  At this moment, they finally understood what "beyond the sky there is another sky" and "apart from humans, there are other humans" mean. What's the point of those "Tough Guy" movie series? They're all just nonsense...

  When he saw them laughing so crazily, Ximen Qing's self-esteem was severely stimulated again.

  "Is this guy mocking me?!"

  Ximen Qing was originally a rascal, but after years of experience in officialdom, romantic entanglements and business dealings, he had become adept at hiding his true nature. Now that he was laughing wildly at himself, what could be tolerated and what couldn't?

  "You're looking for death!"

  Ximen Qing suddenly kicked out with his whip-like leg, and the young man didn't even have time to react before he was kicked unconscious...

  "Ah! ——"

  Suddenly such a big change came, and those onlookers were so scared that they ran away. Only Lili and the beautiful young woman did not run away, after all Ximen Qing had saved Lili, they didn't want to just leave like that without conscience...

  Besides, that young fellow who was kicked unconscious by Ximen Qing seems to be the same guy who was driving that Audi A8 just now!

  Another young fellow who came with that little guy pointed at Ximen Qing and shouted menacingly:

  "You dare to touch the son of the municipal party secretary? You... you're really asking for trouble!"