Six Unorthodox Rites

  A scream came from Zhū Pèi Jiā in the bathroom.

  I immediately turned around and rushed towards the bathroom. Just as I was about to push open the bathroom door, my hand drew back. Inside was a lively and beautiful woman, if I burst in like this wouldn't...

  My hesitation was just for a moment, and then Zhu Peijia shouted "Lin Luo, come quickly!"

  I didn't hesitate anymore and pushed open the bathroom door immediately.

  The bathroom was filled with misty water vapor, and through the fog I vaguely saw Zhuo Pei Jia standing naked in front of me in a perfect "S" shape, her hands crossed over her chest, her eyes staring at me with extreme terror.

  Then there was another shrill cry, even more piercing than before.

  "Get out! Get out!!! Who let you in!!!"

  I didn't react in time to figure out what was happening, and a toothpaste tube came straight at me. Due to the water vapor blocking my line of sight, I dodged too late and got hit, it hurt so much that I gritted my teeth. This toothpaste tube is ceramic!

  I thought that if I didn't get out immediately, I would be lying dead on the spot. As long as there are green hills, there is no fear of no firewood to burn. With a flash of movement, he rushed out of the bathroom.

  What's going on here? You clearly asked me to come over, but then you use force to drive me away. Women are really unpredictable.

  "Ah! You're leaving again!" Zhu Peijia's voice rang out once more.

  Come on, is that all? Don't think you can get away with everything just because you're a beauty. Desperate dogs jump over walls! Ugh, look at this lousy metaphor I came up with.

  "I asked you to come over, but I didn't ask you to come in!"

  "What did you call me over for?"

  "That... the water is too hot, can you help me turn it down a bit?"

  At night, I lay in bed thinking of Zhu Peijia next door, and I couldn't help but have evil thoughts. You say how did I retreat when I was in the bathroom at that time? Even if I had to endure another toothache, I should have taken a step forward, didn't the revolutionary predecessors always face danger with courage and never retreat? How could I lose face for the old generation of proletarians like this? Alas, once you miss this village, there's no such store.

  The weekend is over soon.

  On Monday morning when I got up, Zhu Peijia had already left early.

  On the table there was a glass of milk and a piece of toast spread with jam. How did she know I had a sweet tooth? It's great to have a woman at home!

  As soon as he entered the office, Fei flew over and asked with a mischievous grin, "How was your date with the beauty? You still have to do a report today, aren't you exhausted?"

  "Your kid's brain is forever filled with only two words!"

  "What two words?"

  "Sexy!"

  After finishing, I sat back at my own desk to sort out the materials needed for the report. This project is very important to the company, it's about setting up a new subsidiary to handle some newly expanded business projects. The chairman and general manager will come in person to listen to our group's report.

  At the meeting, I made a detailed report on the investigation of our group over the past period to the heads of various departments present. This kind of eloquence has been my strong point since childhood. In addition, the previous investigation was relatively thorough and the preparation was more sufficient, so I am still quite satisfied with my performance.

  But the chairman maintained an extremely serious expression throughout the meeting, and I didn't know if this sharp-eyed middle-aged man was satisfied with the report. He suddenly spoke up and said: "If you were in charge of this company, what do you think would be the most difficult problem?"

  "Everything is difficult at the beginning. I think the biggest problem faced by a newly established company is to establish its corporate image, build good customer reputation and promote its brand."

  "So what are you going to do?"

  "As my company has a good brand effect in the industry itself, I think the new company should expand its sub-brands as its own new brand on the premise of continuing to use the old brand of the company, so that it can both leverage the brand effect of the old brand and give customers a fresh feeling."

  The chairman nodded slightly, indicating for me to continue speaking.

  "In terms of promoting the new company..."

  The whole meeting lasted for two hours, I was so hoarse and almost dehydrated.

  Back in the office, Shu Fei, Zhang Jie, Hu Cheng and other colleagues all came over to ask about the situation.

  "How is it?"

  "What's going on?" I asked knowingly.

  "Our group's report!"

  "You guys let me take a break too, I've been talking for two hours straight, it's easy for you to say, I'm almost dead from exhaustion!"

  "See what I said, you're out of energy already!" Chui Fei teased me again on the side.

  Actually, I don't know if the leaders were satisfied with our group's report. It was only when the meeting ended that the general manager told me that the chairman was very satisfied with my performance. Upon hearing this, I couldn't help but feel that the hard work of the past few days was worth it. That's just how I am - a little bit of encouragement can fill me with energy and motivation.

  The next week was spent in a flurry of activity. You ask me why? The reason is simple, the project has been approved by the higher-ups, and since our group is the main person in charge of the project, the entire preparation work naturally fell on our heads.

  Due to the busy work, I go home late every day. But Zhu Pei Jia is later than me. She told me that because she has been looking for a new company recently, she has to audition every day. Nowadays, there are many girls who want to do this line of work, and they have to queue up for a long time every day, just like the "xx female voice" sea election.

  This morning I originally wanted to sleep in and make up for the lack of sleep this week. Who would have thought that just as I was entering a deep sleep, I was woken up by sweet voices one after another.

  I reluctantly opened my eyes, and Zhu Pei Jia's lovely face was right in front of me.

  "What are you doing?!" I was startled and suddenly became a bit clearer. My hands immediately pulled the quilt over my whole body.

  Zhu Peijia looked at me with a smile and said "I told you to get up!" As she spoke, she was about to lift my quilt.

  "Slow down, don't get reckless, I'm warning you, I have a bad temper!"

  Zhu Peijia's face turned red, "I don't believe it!" As she said that, she had already lifted up one corner of my quilt.

  What kind of world is this? A beautiful woman actually dared to try and take liberties with me in broad daylight, if I told anyone they'd think I was making it up.

  I don't have a particular hobby, but I only wear one pair of imperial underwear.

  The quilt was lifted by Zhu Pei Jia on one side, her face suddenly turned red, and she immediately turned her back, "How can you not even wear pajamas!"

  "Miss, how could a poor guy like me afford to buy pajamas?"

  "Hum! You dare to be rude to me? Punish you by accompanying this young lady shopping today!"

  "Am I being rude to you?!" I'm really more wronged than Dong E, snow in June, and even the phrase "the sky is turning blue" wouldn't be an exaggeration. But being able to accompany a beauty on a shopping trip can also be considered a wonderful errand!

  At this time, we are sitting on a bus heading to a famous leisure spot in Beijing. Due to the weekend, there are more passengers on the bus. A seat is now a luxury for us, and having a handrail is already good enough. I am tightly squeezed next to Zhu Peijia, although I try to maintain some distance from her, but with such a dense crowd, the slight distance can almost be ignored. Being in such close contact with a beauty really makes me have romantic thoughts.

  Zhu Pei's beautiful eyebrows were tightly furrowed, seemingly very displeased.

  Was I leaning in too close?

  Just as I was puzzled, I felt that there was a very suspicious-looking man behind Zhu Peijia who seemed to be doing something to her...

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