''YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFU- I'm finally free from this shit!!!!!!!''
'' You can suck on DEEZ Ravguar, and you too FNX !!!''
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[FNXXX8341: Oh GOD! The bastard really did it]
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[BigSmalRok: this is one of the wildest shit I've ever seen]
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[Fatgock: Fuck that's it, I already know what my next build will be]
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[Busterbunny69: Today I've seen history, no I live it]
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[ OriginalChadArthur: Bloody Hell man … My build did that ?]
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[Ishatmyself: R.I.P @Lustruriosbald who didn't stay to witness peak]
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[Mutthafhukka -donated 28 USD-: F in the chat for Lustruriosbald]
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[I_8Yura$$: Hello 2tube, I was here ^^]
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''That's it for today's stream guys. See you the day after tomorrow at 8 p.m.''
Looking at the clock on the computer screen, desperation starts to creep in.
6:35 am
'Fuck, I'm late. There's no time to take a bath, but I should at least wash my face. It shouldn't be too bad, right ?'
*step, step, step.
As I looked into the bathroom mirror and got confronted with the consequences of my own actions, a single thought got into my head.
'I'm screwed.'
The eyes were swollen with huge black marks underneath it, the left eye sclera completely red, hair? Messy, Breath? Disgusting.
*sigh
'At least I got 155 bucks; nooo... if I take the 5% of the platform, it will be 147.25.
* Splash, splash
* gurgle, gurgle
'Where's my phone?'
A characteristic sound came from the corner of the sink.
-vrrrr -
'there it is'
'6:45 ' five minutes for the bus'
''FUCK!''
*huff-huff-huff
As I ran past the living room, I heard what I feared the most.
''HEY!!! Young man, why are you still here and not at the bus stop?’’
‘Shit! I got caught.
‘’ I’m late, I know, I know, where’s the breakfast?’’
‘’It’s near the sink… HEY, don’t try to change the subject! If your mom were still here, she would—’’
‘’Woop my ass, I know. I’m late; see you at night! Bye auntie, love you!’’
*mwah
-SLAM!-
*huff, huff, huff...
‘Can’t believe I’ve made it, and there’s even a seat at the window!’
As I started to munch on my breakfast, I noticed my phone was buzzing like crazy.
- vrrrr -
- vrrrr -
‘Let’s see what the fuss is about’.
(37 new messages)
(38 new messages)
(BBR: hey take a look at this! [link])
'A new build?'
‘’ [DamnOne: Is this that build you were working on the past few months?]’’
*sent
‘’(BBR: Yes, what do you think?)’’
‘’[DamnOne: Didn’t open the link yet, hold on a minute]’’
*tap
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Character name: FilthyOne
Initial background: self-created (mercenary)
Species: Human/Dullahan (demigod)
Ascension title: One with Death
Level: 99 (+1)
Status:
Hp: 2,590,310,23
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MP/D.AURA: 500 Mp/230 D.Aura
Precision: 67/100
Evasion: 9/100
Strength: 100 (+50)/100
Agility: 20 (+5)/100
Rigor: 50 (+20)/50
Perception:70/100
Focus: 10(+5)/100
Charisma: -40/100
P.def: 4.5
blunt: 15,000
sharp: Immune
blast: -56,746
pierce: -123,531
Thermal def.
High: 362
Low: 164
Illusion res.: Immune
Poison res.: Immune
Spirit def.: 30(+10)/100
Critical res.: 70%
Critical rate: 34%
P. Attack: 5.0
blunt: 3,323
Sharp: 75,489
Blast: 0
Pierce: 100,564
Thermal dmg.
High:0
Low: 200
Spirit attack: 60/100
Skills:
Learned: Basic swordsmanship(full mastery), intermediate swordsmanship (full mastery), advance swordsmanship (full mastery), Weapon mastery: shield (full mastery), Weapon mastery: Unarmed - Iron body (full mastery), Weapon mastery: Unarmed Push Kick (full mastery), Beginner Commander: spirit (full mastery), riding (full mastery)
acquired: sword grandmaster, chilling bone, illusion grandmaster, death touch, drain touch, frostbite, charge, abyssal chain, soul stealing, soul eating, guided death, mind control, communication with the dead, abyssal flame: blade, death rite, summon undead, spirit wrath, tornado of souls, decapitation (Vorpal).
Equipment:
Headgear: (none) (locked)
necklace/earings: (none) (locked)
armor: Death Knight heavy armor ( heroic Demigod)
Cape/Wing/Wheel : Cape of death’s embrace (Demigod)
1H Weapon: Vorpal Dainsleaf ( heroic Demigod)
2H Weapon: Basilisk Scale Shield ( heroic Demigod)
Gloves: Elite Frost Knight gloves ( legendary Heroic)
Ring 1: Ring of Lament ( heroic Demigod)
Ring 2: Ring of the Promise ( heroic Demigod)
Belt: Kalazan’s Strength ( legendary Heroic)
Boots: Galvian’s riders ( legendary Heroic)
Pet/Mount: ghost white horse (mount) ( Heroic Demigod)
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‘Wait ... Wtf is with that name... This guy... Wow, just, wow’
‘It seems really strong…’
‘WAIT A MINUTE,…, 2M HP!!’
‘’[DamnOne: Bruh… how?! Why!? ’’
‘’(BBR: LOL)’’
‘’[DamnOne: How does this even work?] ’’
‘’(BBR: There’s a passive on the death knight armor; the less HP you currently have, the higher the physical dmg gets.)’’
‘’[DamnOne: WTF!!! This must hit like a truck! ]’’
‘’(BBR: It does LOL the only downside is that it doesn't have aoe attacks)’’
‘’[DamnOne: It seems we didn’t completely break the game yet old friend, there are still room for improvement lol]’’
‘’(BBR: Indeed, but if the devs continues with their politics to never update I think we might get there)’’
‘’[DamnOne: Speaking of the devil, who do you think the devs are? It has been 3 years since launch, and still no one has a clue]’’
‘’(BBR: You already said it, it’s the devil bro LOL. Now seriously, whoever made it, I hope they stay hidden and never change the game)’’
‘’pfft’’
‘’[DamnOne: Same, same... going back to the build, how you manage to get so many status points]’’
‘’(BBR: I was hoping you wouldn’t ask)’’
‘’[DamnOne: but asked, now... say it]’’
‘’(BBR: give me 1 key on GGL and I’ll tell you)’’
‘’[DamnOne: Alright, tonight when I get home I’ll send you]’’
‘’(BBR: heh, not falling for it)’’
*Tsk
* tap,tap,tap
‘’[DamnOne: -PRINT-]’’
‘’(BBR: hehehehe it’s a pleasure to do business with you)’’
‘’[DamnOne: it better be worth it]’’
‘’(BBR: Don’t worry it’s more than worth it, the thing is, I discovered a new mechanic to apotheosis)’’
‘’[DamnOne: For real?!]’’
‘’(BBR: Yes. Here’s what I did -PDF-)’’
*tap
‘WHAT!’