“I liked this one. He was funny, charming, polite, not a misogynist douchebag. Like the bar is pretty low.” The princess said.

  “Oh, really?” The dragon said, “This is good, but what happened?”

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  The princess let out a long sigh. “He confessed he had a crush on one of my suitors. He was only there to get to know him.”

  The dragon frowned. “Oh, princess… I’m sorry. How does that make you feel?”

  The princess perked up. “Oh, I’m excited! We have a whole plan to hook them up!”

  “Princess, this… isn’t a good idea.”