"I took your advice and started knitting," the princess said.

  "Wonderful!" the dragon therapist said with a smile. "How is that helping with your aggressive behavior?"

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  The princess paused briefly before responding, "Really well! The needles are perfect for 'stabby-stabby.'"

  The dragon sighed deeply.