He shouldn't exist. This shouldn't be possible. The thought echoed in his mind as he stared at the sandy blonde hair of the kunoichi currently nursing him, her soft voice humming absentmindedly as she tried to soothe him. He gnced around, noting the Shinobi in Konoha gear nearby, though the familiar spiral insignia was conspicuously absent. Tsunade Senju is my mom?
In his previous life—on a world not too different from our own—Naruto had existed as a franchise. The plot there had been familiar, albeit more coherent and mature. In fact, the Naruto of his world wasn’t made for young audiences; it contained many sexual themes and episodes.
His gaze shifted back to her face. She looked young—far younger than he'd ever imagined. He overheard a nurse mentioning his father: Dan Katō. Apparently, Dan had died just a few months earlier. Shock coursed through him as he pieced it together, drawing on his memories of the media he had once read and watched. His mother couldn’t be more than 17 years old. And when he considered the timeline... none of his favorite characters even existed yet.
His attention drifted to the rge observation window, where a white-haired youth was peering in lecherously. Tsunade noticed him instantly, her golden eyes narrowing in fury. He couldn’t help but let out a soft giggle as she hurled the empty bed beside her straight through the wall, aiming for the offending pervert.
"Damn perverted fool," she growled, still seething as nurses rushed to move her and her son to another room. "Why Hiruzen-sensei allows him to act this way, I'll never understand."
She had stopped feeding him at this point, her frustration and exhaustion evident. Standing outside her new room, another figure observed the scene. Pale, with a sinister air and a voice dripping with malice, he addressed her compint as if it were a casual remark.
"That is because he too participates in the perversion, Lady Senju."
Tsunade blinked at the sudden formality of her fellow Sannin. Normally, his tone was far less respectful. However, she was far too drained to question it now, her eyelids heavy with fatigue.
[Break]
The next 3 hours were spent in an incubator, even though he was a perfectly fine baby, protocol is protocol, and the head of Konoha's medical system can't break it, with getting negative attention.
The boredom wasn't too bad, the first hour had him expecting a "System" to appear, after all he transmigrated. After an hour, he was fed pumped milk. This caused Jiraiya to hospitalized, as the pervert kept trying to join the pumping session, Tsunade broke his legs. Around halfway through the second hour, a tanned man with a beard came an looked at him, standing around the man were other adults, one caused the child's blood to boil.
Danzo, I'm gonna kill that cunt to protect Naruto. The irony being, Naruto wasn't even born yet. He would be at least 20, when Naruto was born. The rest of the time he was sleeping. Though it should be noted the bearded man was the Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi. The whole group did, surprisingly, feel the unveiled hostility from the baby, but collectively fooled themselves that it was the child pooping itself.
[Break]
It should be understood that while the as to so far unnamed baby was being monitored, many ninja and dignitaries visited his Mother. In particur was a certain 5 year old blonde with blue eyes. Tsunade had a soft spot for this child, young Minato.
Minato had a seeming obsession with Tsunade, though, being the introspective child he is, it was his admiration of her. As he sat chatting with Mito, Tsunade napped, (pushing an almost 5kg baby out is hard work, her healing seal, she just invented, even activated).
As time flowed, the child, now named Ryoji 涼司, was wheeled in. A nurse, who herself was a recent mother, made a remark at her thankfulness she wasn't Ryoji's mother. After all (Weight: 4.2 kg to 4.5 kg (approximately 9.3 to 9.9 lbs), Length (Height): 54 to 57 cm (21.3 to 22.4 inches), Head Circumference: 36 to 37 cm (14.2 to 14.6 inches) is a bit much.
Ryoji stared at her before looking towards his mother and the interlopers—in this case, Jiraiya (wheelchair-bound) and Orochimaru.
**Is this the body of the ninja world?** It would be a month before I could move my head if this was Earth. Gncing at Orochimaru, Ryoji shuddered slightly at the stare the snake was giving him before the man silently left the room.
"Let me see him, come to uncle JIRAIYA!" WHACK! Before Jiraiya could pick up Ryoji, a book knocked him out of his chair entirely. Mito, standing nearby, gently passed Ryoji to Tsunade, who had thrown the book with pinpoint accuracy.
As soon as Ryoji realized who was holding him, he burst into a charming, if toothless, smile. His smile proved enough to make Tsunade’s heart skip a beat. **Oh Dan, I wish you could see our miracle,** she thought, giving a wistful look toward the window and the war currently threatening her home.
Nearby, in the nursery observation room, Ryoji’s twin sister Himari slept peacefully. Her presence had been the only calm during the twins’ tumultuous arrival. Tsunade’s gaze briefly flicked to the rge window where Himari y, before returning to Ryoji in her arms.
Minato, not wanting to be rude, stood nervously beside the bed, clearly wanting to see Ryoji up close but too afraid to ask. Seeing the young man’s hesitance, Tsunade couldn’t help but chuckle and lift him onto the bed so he could get a closer look at the baby.
