Chapter 6 Visiting Professor Wu Gou

  Tianjing University Huixing Building 7th floor staircase classroom. --- Type -.6９ΖW in the browser to see the latest update --- Afternoon.

  Yan Chenglang listened so intently that even Ma Fei walked over without noticing.

  Ma Fei was stimulated by something today and still has a physical reaction now, so he is naturally very interested in sex topics. So he also lay down at the window as an audience.

  The classroom that can accommodate more than 200 cattle is bustling, with occasional soft screams from girls and whistling sounds from the cattle. The classroom is crowded with people, and the aisles are filled with cushions.

  The central air conditioner hummed palely in the hubbub of the free market.

  Li Yu stood triumphantly on the stage, his sweat-drenched hair stuck to his forehead in a Han-style parting, and his legs occasionally twitched. He grasped both ends of the podium, but his face was as stern as Obama's: "I must reiterate, I can only reiterate that genetic mutation theory, prehistoric civilization revival theory, labor evolution theory, and so on are all incomplete, even a bit pretentious. Where did all these theories come from? The evolution of primitive humans has only one path, one small path, the only small path - sex*love."

  Whistle.

  Li Yu looked at the boy in the corner who was provoking him and smiled, saying: "I fully understand your desire for knowledge now. It's because of this desire that humans have evolved. But animals, poor animals, some only have one desire in their lifetime, once, and some even just a few seconds. If unfortunately, the poor male animal has ED during that time... then it will lose its only pleasure in life... not even the old Chinese doctor on the utility pole can help."

  Laughter.

  Li Yu wiped the sweat and looked at his watch: "Therefore, my two points are: Firstly, as humans gradually stopped being like ghosts randomly pouncing on each other, when they developed imagination and choice, what was the result? Of course, it was primitive matchmaking! Picking and choosing, slowly evolving into pairing up, making sex objects private - this is a huge progress! Avoiding the tragedy of inbreeding in caves leading to extinction, they searched for suitable partners, and then... ...in essence, gradually turning into sexual intercourse, later upgrading to sexual love, and finally developing into AV..."

  The students exchanged knowing giggles, while the girls blushed and stared at their beloved teacher, Li Yu.

  Here is the translation:

  "Secondly, what did these primitive muscular guys do to pass the time besides hunting and fishing on those long nights? Of course, they frequently did that. Just imagine it, by the fire in the cave, everywhere was a blurry shadow of wriggling bodies, what a magnificent celestial camp! However, soon trouble came. Why? Everyone will eventually know - sexual activity inevitably leads to frequent and intense friction on the body surface, accompanied by rising temperatures, which will start to shed hair. One morning, when one guy walked out of the cave entrance, he suddenly found that his thick fur was falling off in clumps, what expression would he have? Until one day, the primitive human's body hair basically fell off - looking like a plucked chicken. What is body hair? It's clothing, it's shoes, stuck with mud and dried to become armor! Suddenly disappeared! What to do? Must come up with something to replace the smelly body hair, otherwise when hunting, the sharp thorns of plants and animals, the angular stones, will severely threaten the lower body and other vulnerable parts. Thus, the most primitive Givenchy, Pierre Cardin appeared in the communal cave dwellings.

  He looked at his watch again and knocked on the blackboard with large letters: Sexual Evolution - "This is today's topic."

  He walked down from the podium amidst the students' laughter and climbed up the stairs: "There are still a few minutes left, welcome everyone to discuss any questions you like."

  A girl with black and long hair in the second row handed him a note, Li Yu took it while absent-mindedly reading out: "Teacher, your point is that the more developed sexual consciousness, the less body hair. Then how do you explain your baldness but having chest hair?" He subconsciously turned his head to look at the pretty girl, and the tiered classroom burst into a loud laughter, the classmates stared at Li Yu's collar with a black fluff of hair, with a mixture of malice and self-abasement.

  "This phenomenon has nothing to do with the theme of this class. I've lived in Marseille for many years, and Proven?al bouillabaisse and Bandol wine are like hair loss agents for Asians, making it easy to go bald or grow chest hair... Of course, some students may think this explanation is unclear or misleading... but that's just the way it is. For example... take Cédric, the Marseille native who all you male classmates love - his bald head and chest hair are so similar to mine because he's been tempted by these delicious foods for too long." Li Yu's tone was somewhat lighthearted as he walked back to the podium, pulling out his vibrating phone and ignoring everyone's skeptical gazes. But the classroom suddenly fell silent, with only the buzzing of the phone breaking the stillness.

  A delicate-looking boy with downcast eyes hesitantly raised his hand and asked, "Excuse me, teacher. I heard you worked at the Marseille Observatory for many years, can you tell us why you suddenly returned to China and changed careers?"

  Li Yu was busy typing out a text message when he heard the question. His face scrunched up like a rope on a Marseille fishing boat: "Change jobs? Why change jobs? What's the stupidest thing I've ever heard?! They're all assholes! Damn it, foreigners are all dogshit!" He suddenly looked out the window and saw two faces - one was Ma Fei, and the other was Yan Zhuolang from the general affairs department, who had been listening with great interest. Realizing his words were too coarse, he toned down: "Uh, I think there's dogshit everywhere under the grape trellis over there. To the point where young women don't dare bring their boyfriends to date in the garden because it's just too disgusting. As for leaving, who knows? Maybe I ate too much and my weight is seriously over the limit, so my butt doesn't fit the observatory's chair requirements for petite researchers? Who knows? - At first, those guys thought I was Japanese and that's why they hired me... As for why a astronomy worker like me is doing this kind of lecture? Je suis decu, damn it, I think I must have been deceived! Initially, when preparing to study celestial bodies, I thought the astronomical department had an inseparable relationship with the Hubble telescope!"

  Li Yu was talking nonsense while looking at the text message, the little boy under the stage looked at him intently, and the pretty girl next to him blinked her big eyes and asked: "Excuse me, Teacher Li, is there a close relationship between the text message you're reading and your chest hair as well as your baldness?"

  Li Yu muttered to himself: "Heaven knows if it has anything to do with me! Who can tell me, a pretty girl asks me to buy several scary and terrifying A-level films and hand them over to her personally, is she suffering from that kind of neurological disorder?"

  The pretty girl's face turned red. The students were excited, standing up and applauding loudly, Li Yu looked at his watch, waved to the noisy staircase classroom, rushed down from the podium, and left the classroom.

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