Chapter 7: The Drunken Fool

  Lu Xiaoran panicked and thought to herself: Could it be that An Qi got drunk? No way, she can drink a whole bottle of Chanel perfume without anything happening.

  Anqi's whole body suddenly made a strange noise like radio static, and her head shook violently as she smiled.

  This is great, now the whole street stall is staring at Angie.

  Lu Xiaoran thought to himself: Why does it feel like robots get drunk and take sleeping pills?

  "Hehe... that... everyone eat slowly... my wife sings Peking Opera... sings Peking Opera... hehe"

  Lu Xiaoran smiled awkwardly and then rushed into the big restaurant with a silly smile on his face.

  They all stared blankly at what was behind Lu Xiao Ran.

  A greasy woman pointed behind Lu Xiaoran and said "Young man... your wife... has finished singing"

  Lu Xiaoran turned around and saw An Qi smiling behind him, no longer pretending to be drunk.

  "You're okay now, you scared me to death just now... Why didn't you say earlier that robots can also get drunk..."

  Lu Xiaoran's hands rested on An Qiuxiang's shoulders as he spoke in a low voice.

  Anqi half-opened her vermilion lips, and a wave of beer flavor pounced on Lu Xiaoran's face.

  "Honey, you're going to be late for school"

  "Ah... it's evening already... don't... don't..."

  Before Lu Xiaoran could finish speaking, An Qi stepped forward and grabbed the collar of his shirt, pulling him up and throwing him over her shoulder.

  The people in the restaurant let out a collective gasp.

  The old woman who just spoke also exclaimed "Oh my goodness, this girl has even practiced weightlifting, she's really multi-talented"

  Lu Xiaoran almost cried after hearing this, and struggled for a while, although he knew it was useless.

  He hung on Angie's shoulder like a sausage.

  At this time, Angie carried Lu Xiaoran and walked outwards.

  "It's over, time to start running again." Lu Xiaoran thought.

  "Husband! Put me down quickly! No classes tonight! Help!"

  A burst of strong wind suddenly rose, and a swirl of gray mist rolled up from the ground, and the figures of the two people could no longer be seen.

  Everyone in the restaurant was stunned.

  Later, the waiter from just now came out to collect money. He walked over to the table where Lu Xiaoran and An Qi were earlier and found that they were no longer there.

  An empty beer bottle on the table.

  A plate of scallops had been eaten, two roasted quails lay pitifully on the plate, and there was a half-drunk beer on the floor.

  The waiter knew what was going on at a glance.

  She flicked her apron, and this waitress had a big waist and a large knife tucked into her belt.

  She lifted her feet and ran out.

  It seems like Lu Xiaoran has been driven away.

  The waiter ran away quickly.

  The street stalls were filled with sighs and whispers.

  "Look, if you can sing Peking Opera and practice weightlifting, you won't even need money for food."

  "Wow, that girl is really beautiful."

  "That's too much..."

  Let's take a look at Lu Xiao Ran again.

  An Qi is now probably drunk, carrying Lu Xiao Ran and running wildly.

  Lu Xiaoran only felt his shirt

  The wind whistled through.

  He felt his butt was about to be blown open by the wind and he was glad he wore jeans.

  The sound of rushing wind filled my ears.

  Lu Xiaoran struggled to open his eyes.

  Everything is receding from us at a speed comparable to rockets.

  A mountain range.

  A ridge of mountains.

  A piece of river.

  Good heavens, are we going to make a break for Guandong? We're already on the highway, and Lu Xiaoran could only pray that they wouldn't crash into any more police cars.

  "Husband... put me down...... today... no class..."

  Anqi ran for a while, slowed down, turned into walking, and finally stopped, putting Lu Xiaoran down.

  Lu Xiaoran raised his hand and glanced at his watch.

  He had been carried by Angie for one minute and twenty-six seconds.

  "It's okay, didn't run for too long..." Lu Xiao Ran let out a sigh of relief.

  He looked around and felt how strange it was?

  Where is this in Beijing? He couldn't think of it no matter what.

  Fragrant Hill? The Great Wall? Tiananmen Gate? None of them look like it.

  Where is this?

  Lu Xiaoran looked at Angie and then glanced around.

  A scene of great bustle and excitement.

  He looked up and saw a very magnificent building with three gold-plated big characters on it.

  Shenyang Station

  "Damn! Not again! In just one and a half minutes, we've already run six hundred kilometers to Shenyang!" Lu Xiaoran exclaimed in frustration.

  Maybe An Qi will carry him for a few more minutes and he'll be back in his Northeast hometown.

  "Alright...husband...you win...really." Lu Xiaoran was on the verge of tears.

  He is thinking about how to get back.

  Anqi's face was full of smiles.

  Maybe I've had too much to drink.

  "Wife, what's wrong?" An Qi said with an innocent face.

  "...Never mind..." Lu Xiaoran said and went to buy two tea eggs from a street vendor, then sat down on the ground to eat them.

  "You just drank too much, then you carried me on your back and ran more than 600 kilometers for over an hour. This is Shenyang. You should have said you'd get drunk... I wouldn't have taken you drinking..."

  Lu Xiaoran stuffed a tea egg into his mouth and said.

  Anqi looked around and said "I told you I'm just like humans"

  Lu Xiaoran's mouth was puffed out, he swallowed the tea egg in his mouth, took a sip of water, moistened his throat and said.

  "You're much better now"

  "Alright, I can take you back now."

  An Qi finished speaking and grabbed Lu Xiao Ran's arm.

  Lu Xiaoran was already used to it and didn't need An Qi to throw him. He jumped up by himself and landed on An Qi's shoulder.

  "Let's get going, husband."

  Lu Xiaoran held a mineral water bottle in one hand and grasped a tea egg with the other.

  A whirl of grey fog rolled up at the entrance of Shenyang Station.

  Only Lu Xiao Ran's voice echoed.

  "...I swear I won't let you drink again..."

  One and a half minutes later...

  An Qi put down Lu Xiao Ran, they stood under a building in Beijing Guanzhuang.

  Arrived home safely, Lu Xiaoran thought.

  He didn't realize until now that the mineral water bottle had flown off somewhere.

  The other hand's tea egg has dried up in the wind.

  "I'm really awesome... it took less than three minutes... I went from Beijing to Shenyang and bought a tea egg back..." Lu Xiaoran muttered to himself.

  "My speed can be even faster, Einstein's theory of light speed was realized in 2066, the future science has already been able to surpass the speed of light, that is what people call time reversal, I just came to the present 2011 by exceeding the speed of light"

  An Qi smiled and looked at Lu Xiao Ran and said.

  Back home, Lu Xiao Ran jumped from the doorway to the bed in one leap, lying on the quilt and sniffing hard at the familiar scent, knowing he was really back home.

  It also made him realize that his three-minute tour of Shenyang earlier was not a dream.

  "I might have caught a cold from the wind... it's so uncomfortable..." Lu Xiao Ran rubbed his nose and turned on the TV.

  "Beijing Evening News, at 7:36 tonight, the traffic police squadron took a photo of an unidentified object. Due to its high speed, the photo is not clear. The traffic police squadron found a bottle of unfinished mineral water on this highway. According to relevant departments, this unidentified object is closely related to the Tongzhou power outage a few days ago. Further investigation is underway. Reporter: Dazhi"

  "Okay, I really love watching Beijing TV more and more, we've become UFOs, my husband," Lu Xiao Ran said with a wry smile.

  Anqi just smiled and said "UFOs will land on Earth after 2030, they are not aliens but mechanical flying machines"

  Lu Xiaoran stared at Angie in surprise.

  "Wow, wasn't it said there were aliens?"

  Anqi turned around and looked out of the window, saying "At least there were no aliens like you said before I came here"

  Lu Xiaoran scratched his head and lay on the bed.

  Anqi stood by the bed and said "You should rest early, I'm entering sleep mode" then remained still with her eyes open.

  Lu Xiaoran got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.

  Seeing Angie standing by the bed, I had some thoughts in mind.

  He pushed the bed behind Angie and gave her a push with his hand.

  Anqi lay straight on the bed, still with her eyes open, just like a doll.

  Lu Xiaoran took a quilt and covered her with it. Looking at her calm face, he smiled foolishly.

  Then he ran to the sofa and curled up into a ball and fell asleep.