Chapter 7: Unharmonious Conversation (2041)

  This is not a display of skill, but purely the behavior of beasts. Using a device to watch millions of books, completely ad-free! Men are not just one action, sometimes letting women lie down, sometimes letting women ride on them, or women with their buttocks up, letting him drive like a horse, whipping and galloping. What's even more infuriating is that the woman actually cooperates very well, but those closed eyes make Xiao Nan suspect: the woman who took that so-called nine-turn soul-driving pill must have some kind of anesthetic, this woman has been drugged.

  "Bring the evil fire to me quickly!" The man shouted, slapping his hand on the woman's raised buttocks several times. Xiao Nan saw that there was a black mole on the left side of the woman's buttock.

  The man was absolutely a quick draw, and in less than three minutes, "Ah ah!" Two sounds, the battle ended. He held the gradually limp so-called Holy Spirit Gun, with bright lights and sticky things on his head, telling the woman: "You see, that evil spirit of yours has been driven out by me, it's all here, don't believe me, touch it and see."

  The woman listened and touched, still curiously asking: "How is this thing sticky? I...I have it here too!" She was touching the entrance of that lush grassy cave below her body.

  "Those are leftovers, I'll help you dig them out." The man raised two fingers and pointed towards the target location.

  Can't bear to watch anymore, as Xiao Nan's zipper area has already set up a small tent. The intense stimulation of the reality show has made him unable to hold back, and he feels that his place is also getting wet and slippery.

  Xiao Nan quickly went into the bathroom, took off her pants and poured water from the faucet all over herself. On the one hand, she was extinguishing the flames that were burning with desire in order to cool down, on the other hand, she was also washing herself clean, killing two birds with one stone.

  Back in the living room, Wu Rui was half-reclining on the sofa with a cold compress on his forehead. Although he still looked drunk, he seemed to have improved significantly compared to earlier.

  "Lao Xiao, where have you been? I've been waiting for you for half a day." Seeing Xiao Nan, Wu Rui straightened his body slightly.

  "Where's Cai Ge?" Xiao Nan looked around for half a day but didn't see Cai Ge's figure.

  "Go ask the master, reborn super battleship. Huh! How did you wet your pants? Is it also because the faucet is not working well?" Apparently, Xiao Nan accidentally splashed water on herself while handling something earlier. Due to the special nature of this area, it looked just like she had wet her pants.

  Xiao Nan didn't bother to explain either. She simply took a handkerchief that had been pulled off Wu Rui's head and wiped it clean, then casually put it back on his head.

  "Hey! Where have you wiped it, can I still use this head? It must be a strong smell." Wu Rui pulled it down and smelled it again, frowning and throwing it on the carpet, still trampling on it with several feet while spitting out star-shaped saliva.

  "Haha! What's wrong with that? It's all just a matter of heads, after all! Just one big head and one small head, that's all." Xiao Nan smiled mischievously before Wu Rui could retaliate by kicking him, and had already jumped far away to avoid it.

  The two of them were joking around when they heard footsteps coming from the other end of the corridor. First, it was the woman who had been messed with earlier, dressed neatly and carrying a small bag as she walked out. Looking at her eyes, she seemed to still be in a daze. Xiao Nan only then noticed that this woman had a pretty good figure, curvy in all the right places, but unfortunately, she walked with a loose gait, probably because she had just been done and even her walking posture had changed, definitely due to having her legs spread apart for too long. In this day and age, why do good women always get messed with by pigs? It's really unfair!

  Following the woman, Cai Ge supported the pig-headed man out. This guy's physical strength was probably overdrawn, walking lightly, and in one round, he became like this, it can be seen that he had severe kidney deficiency.

  Needless to say, Zhu Tou San's man should be that master, and also the male lead of the passionate reality show.

  The master gave a signal to Cai Ge, who understood and immediately led the woman out. After returning, he introduced her to Xiao Nan and Wu Rui: "This is my master, Xuan Deng Da Shi."

  Xuendeng didn't bother with pleasantries, plopping himself down without even offering Wu Rui and Xiao Nan the basic courtesy of a seat. He lit up a cigarette, which Caige immediately ignited for him. It seemed that smoking after finishing that matter was a man's habit, and even Da Shifu was no exception.

  "I heard from Ah Cai that you want Yun Qi to be the spokesperson for your product?" The master spat out smoke, blew away the ash and asked Xiao Nan and Wu Rui.

  "Yes, we'd like to ask the master for an introduction. If you can help facilitate this matter, that would be great." Wu Rui nodded and bowed, showing respect as if he were meeting a true deity.

  "Yun Qi is my goddaughter, this matter I can do with just one phone call. The key is...". The master leaned back on the sofa, stroking his not-so-abundant hair, and continued: "I have a condition, which is that in your advertisement background, you must print the four characters 'Huaxia Shenxue' to promote our Huaxia Shen Gong and benefit all humanity."

  "Why bother with this, why not let Yunqi directly advertise for Huaxia Shen Gong? Is it worth our while to get on the bandwagon?" Xiao Nan couldn't help but interrupt, but was met with Cai Ge's glare, who almost shouted: "You little brat don't understand anything! This type of advertisement is explicitly prohibited by the country, but when it appears together with a mobile phone, it becomes a commercial behavior, completely just skirting the edge!"

  "What I want to ask is, when the advertisement comes out, will everyone be looking at your theology or our mobile phones? Besides, these two things are mixed together, it's simply a mismatch!"

  Xiao Nan's words obviously displeased the master, who forcefully extinguished his cigarette in the ashtray, turned black with anger and didn't say a word. He stood up, swung his sleeves and stormed into the inner room.

  "Master, Master!" he shouted, turning around and pointing at Wu Rui's nose in anger. "What kind of person did you bring here? How dare they speak to the Grandmaster like that! Let me tell you, this matter is completely hopeless, you'd better find someone else! Master..."

  As they walked out of the luxurious Tang Huang Hotel, Wu Rui pulled Xiao Nan back and said discontentedly, "Old Xiao, your tone just now was really thoughtless. Even I felt it was excessive."

  "Do you know what that so-called master is? He's a sex maniac, a pervert! The woman who just left was drugged by him and I saw it with my own eyes."

  "Is this really true?" Wu Rui's hands were in his pockets, seemingly not quite believing that such a renowned master would do something so despicable.

  "Don't believe me? Let me show you this." Xiao Nan took out his phone and fiddled with it, pulling up a video he had secretly recorded earlier.

  "I'm going, Jian Dao Di Zun full text! This old thing really did something shameless? This girl's figure is not bad, what a waste, this good cabbage was dug up by a pig. What a pity!" Wu Rui let out a sigh, his eyes fixed on the phone screen, as if he wanted to watch the whole ten minutes or so.

  "You little rascal! You like to download and watch Japanese AVs on your way home!" Xiao Nan snatched the phone away, teasing while also showing a hint of embarrassment: "You scoundrel, how much money did you put in that envelope for Boss Cao? I'll reimburse you later, can't have you losing money because of me."

  "These." Wu Rui wiggled five fingers.

  "Five thousand!" Xiao Nan was also surprised by this number, which was equivalent to one and a half months of her salary.

  "Haha! You'd be scared to death if I told you!" Wu Rui said with a sly smile: "It's 500 billion!"

  Goodness! Unbelievable! Xiao Nan looked at Wu Rui with a puzzled expression, seemingly judging whether he was sober or not.

  "Look at you, like you've eaten fly shit. Honestly, the envelope contains hell banknotes, which are used for burning paper on graves. You think I'm stupid? If things were done, I would have exchanged it with an envelope containing real money. Now, with a snap of my fingers, even burning paper is worth something, isn't it? This is what I call 'not releasing the hawk without seeing the rabbit'."

  "Look who's here! You little scamp!" Xiao Nan chuckled and playfully punched Wu Rui, saying: "You're really asking for trouble with your Ge, be careful or he'll cut ties with you."

  "Whatever!" Wu Rui said with a nonchalant expression: "I and Ah Cai were neighbors since childhood, but we didn't keep in touch after growing up, and we weren't close friends either. So be it! No big deal."

  However, losing this lead, the chance of success became even slimmer, and only Cheng Yao's distant relative who was hard to get in touch with was left, let's see if Wu Ma could bring some good news.

  After breaking up with Wu Rui, she returned home at one o'clock in the second half of the night. Xiao Nan simply washed and went back to the bedroom, too lazy to turn on the lights, and fell onto the bed, her hand accidentally touching a slippery body, no need to guess that it was Yun'er.

  Yoon-ah had always been a light sleeper, but her body was still familiar with the touch of Soo-young. Having just watched a romantic scene and with the stimulation of alcohol in her system, she immediately felt something. Her hand directly reached into Yoon-ah's cleavage, searching around several times.

  Yuner was quickly woken up by Xiao Nan and asked dazedly: "You're back, what time is it?"

  "One o'clock in the morning." Xiao Nan responded with her mouth, but her hands were still not honest.

  "Dear, I'm really tired today, don't do it anymore, okay?" Yun'er clamped her legs tightly together, protecting her vital area, guarding against Xiao Nan's next attack.

  "No way! I'm hard." Xiao Nan was also naked, holding it and shaking it in front of Yun'er.

  "Alright! I'll help you rub it, after we're done, we can sleep. I have a lot of things to do during the day!"

  Xiao Nan listened and lay straight on the bed, Yun'er's two small hands grasped lightly and moved up and down. Soon, "quack, quack!" sounds came, the lubricant had taken effect.

  Ten minutes later, a sticky liquid flowed out, accompanied by Xiao Nan's refreshing feeling. He panted heavily and lay flat for a while before getting up to take a quick hot shower in the bathroom. He also brought back a wet towel to help wipe dry the sleeping Yun'er's hands. Afterwards, he snuggled beside her, turned over twice, and fell asleep as well.

  As usual, Xiao Nan woke up to find Yun'er nowhere to be seen. The sun was high in the sky, and when he looked at his watch, it was already past 9 o'clock. Just as he was about to rush out of bed to get dressed for work, he slapped his forehead, remembering that today was Saturday, a double rest day.

  Xiao Nan originally wanted to sleep in some more, but her phone rang: "Get up, your aunt is calling you!"

  This ringtone was designed by Xiao Nan himself, and the second son of Erpin's family downstairs recorded it. If an adult said this, it would be a scolding. But when a four-year-old kid says it, it's incredibly cute.

  An unfamiliar number. Xiao Nan slid the screen to answer it, and a silvery female voice came from inside.