Groundhog day

  Bat wings, and your mom, and whatever else fills a cup, why is he leaving, and why does everything echo, and it’s as if I'm waiting 6 business eternities for everything, seven and your mom, and whatever else fills a cup, and your mom also called, how many reindeer does Santa have, and whatever else fills a cup, and why I have to wait five business eternities for everything, and my postal code, and the hole I hide in…

  This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.

  Say cheese

  Mike check, mom, is this thing on,

  Why does everything echo,

  We're in a hole, floating around in space,

  Where are we driving this rock, and I have to wait three business eternities, say PC master race, and whatever settings fill a cup, and the will to move forward, for the next thing, to fill a cup, my mom called, please wait three business eternities,

  I'm looking for a signature, send approval to your manager, please call 1-800, my postal code,

  Please tell me who fills a cup, and who pulls strings, and is this thing active, and what credit is, and why everything echoes…