Turns out your soulmate was just a specific type of person that a lot of other people are similarly dreaming about, yes, they were beautiful, and their personality wholesome, confident and energetic, and capable of caring for you whenever you need it, makes me wonder, does it take effort to be this sort of person, and damn, they’re so pretty they could literally choose anyone, the soulmate you were looking for, just the standard for heaven, someone anyone would need in their life, will they end up with you, chubby Asian dude with glasses, it’s unlikely homie, who knew, this whole time, you were just shallow and needy, haha…

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