THE LAST CONTESTANT — Episode 13: “When the Clock Breaks”
[INT. TOWN SQUARE – DAY – CLOUDS SWIRLING OMINOUSLY]
(Princess is sipping a soda on top of a floating throne while trying to make a bunch of card balance perfectly. Rudy is scribbling blueprints next to a crater where a bakery used to be.)
PRINCESS:
“Anyone feel like the sky’s trying to tell us something… or is that just me projecting? I keep sensing something’s calling me in the universe?”
RUDY:
“Definitely you. But the sky is screaming.”
PENTUIS (O.S., echoing from everywhere and nowhere):
“Honey, I never left.”
(SPACE AND TIME EXPLODE LIKE CONFETTI. PENTUIS materializes—smirking, arms wide like a stage magician, wearing a glittering cloak made of galaxies.)
PENTUIS:
“Did you miss me? No? That’s fine. I’m here anyway.”
ZORA:
“Why are you shaped like a cosmic Pez dispenser again?”
PENTUIS:
“I need your help… Void is missing.”
RUDY:
“…You expect us to believe that?”
PENTUIS (shrugging):
“No. I just wanted to mess with your stupid little sandbox again. Mission accomplished!”
(SPACE COLLAPSES. HAPPY TOWN shifts into a surreal Escher-style city where gravity breaks every rule. People float. Buildings melt. Color leaks from the sky.)
WADE (floating sideways):
“MY BLOOD IS SCREAMING. Wait—I don’t have blood or organs...”
CARRIE (laughing as she’s upside down):
“This reminds me of preschool!”
RUDY:
“Alright. ENOUGH.”
(She slams a button on her watch. Reality SNAPS back—but not by Me—wait, I didn’t type that… HEY—! STOP MESSING WITH THE PLOT Pen—nevermind..)
RUDY:
“Pentuis. We fight. In 3 days. You and me. Us.”
STIX:
“ARE YOU FUCKING SER—“
PENTUIS:
“Ohhh~ Finally. SOMEONE GETTING TO THE POINT. Fine. 3 days. Be ready to lose everything…!”
(Pentuis vanishes with a smug wink.)
PRINCESS (Sobbing, on her knees in front of Rudy):
”We’re all gonna die because of your stupid idea.. WHY?!”
[MONTAGE – PREPARATION WEEK]
Princess trains in a pocket dimension wearing 90’s workout gear.
Stix punches a mountain, then apologizes to it. After that, he causes the mountain to turn into vapor.
Zora splits into 8 clones to practice teleport-punching herself.
Carrie bakes a cake with dynamite in it for no reason.
Wade meditates in a water vortex while electrocuting himself—ignoring all pain.
Quibble sharpens his jokes like knives and tosses a few at a nearby star.
Rudy builds something… massive. No pun intended.
[EXT. THE SKY – DAY 3 – EARTH TREMBLING]
PENTUIS (now in TRUE FORM):
(Massive, shimmering, more concept than being. A walking contradiction of time and space. The stars bow.)
PENTUIS:
“Alright, bugs. Time to swat.”
RUDY (putting on her red suit):
“We’re no bugs. We’re the reason clocks tick. we are humans, NOT horses.”
PRINCESS (orange suit, sparkles):
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“And I look GOOD, though my butt looks big.”
ZORA:
”Mmm always has been—“
STIX:
“I regret agreeing to this.”
THE TEAM TRANSFORMS.
THE ULTRA-MEGA-HYPA-GAMMA SUITS ACTIVATE.
?? (Theme song plays: “We break laws and punch gods — in sync!”) ??
? Red: Rudy
? Yellow: Quibble
? Black: Stix (Ahahaha)
? Pink: Carrie
? Green: Zora
? Orange: Princess
? Blue: Wade
[INT. EARTH-SIZED MECH – COCKPIT]
(The screen zooms out: THE MECH DWARFS THE PLANET. PENTUIS GROWS TO MATCH.)
PENTUIS:
“You all share the same Friendship Energy? Cute toy. I have… bigger crayons.”
RUDY: “You’re predictable. We studied you. We’ve been ready.”
QUEN EMPRESS VYNTRA (appears via hologram, sipping wine):
“Oh by the way, I left you nerds a gem. Don’t say I never gave you anything.”
MECH PILOT SYSTEM ONLINE.
(Each member pilots a limb. They move as one. Galactic waves explode behind them.)
[EXT. DEEP SPACE – BEYOND ALL CREATION]
(Pentuis writes into reality with a golden pencil. The battle shifts to a location where entire existencesare crumbs.)
PENTUIS: “SETTING: Multiversal Death Showdown. Mood: Violently Poetic.”
? The mech swings a cosmic sword forged from two fused universes.
? Pentuis retaliates with his own, twisting the blade mid-swing like a M?bius strip.
WADE:
“Physics is begging us to stop. lmao.”
ZORA:
“Then we’re doing something right!”
PENTUIS:
“I am the clock!! I tick when you die. YOU WILL DIE, RAH RAH RAH!!”
(A godly energy beam shatters several timelines. Pentuis eats it.)
RUDY:
“You’re still playing into my plan bitch.”
PENTUIS (To Himself):
”These guys could end me… need to be careful..”
CARRIE:
“I ate glue. And even I think this is insane.”
? The Mech duplicates itself.
? Rudy activates the Stardust Telekinetic Cannon.
? Air slashes slice planets in half.
PENTUIS:
“You FOOLS. You’ll never—”
(CUT TO 9 MONTHS LATER.)
[EXT. SAME PLACE – 9 MONTHS DEEP]
PENTUIS (laughing):
“You guys are… actually persistent. BUT THIS ENDS NOW!! AHAHAHAHA—“
PRINCESS (yawning):
“Oops. Er—“
(She accidentally unleashes a chaotic burst from her mouth, negating Pentuis’ immortality.)
PENTUIS (screaming):
“WAIT— NO— THAT’S—!! FUCK YO—“
(Pentuis shatters into temporal dust, scattered across nonexistent time.)
[EXT. EARTH – DAY – 2 MINUTES LATER]
(They are done flying through universes. The cast lands. The Mech dissolves.)
WADE:
“…Is the town supposed to look like the Great Depression got nuked?”
STIX:
“We left one (1) universe and came back to a landfill.”
CARRIE (wheezing):
“My sandcastle’s dead.”
ZORA:
“We did it though. Right?”
RUDY (quietly):
“Yeah. We did.”
(Pause.)
QUICK CUT TO:
[EXT. SUPERMARKET – NIGHT – EMPTY ROAD]
(The cast walks down a road, battle-worn, exhausted, still in their suits, heading toward the glowing “OPEN” sign.)
PRINCESS:
“I’m buying everything that looks like cheese.”
QUlBBLE:
“Rudy, you wanna… I don’t know. Get noodles?”
RUDY:
“Only if they’re multiversal.”
CARRIE:
“Can we get chocolate? I bit God.”
STIX:
“I hope you all die”
WADE:
“I’m still confused, how were we able to… do all of that?”
RUDY:
“I’m a fate magnet, we can all pass down our powers to people—and give them our powers. The mech is immune to being erased, history, timelines and all other futures. At minimum, this has the capacity to dismantle the very frameworks we take as unshakable—Relativity, Entropy, Space-Time, Dark Matter, Quantum Mechanics, the entire theoretical scaffolding of the Multiverse. In fact, one could even exit the universe itself. Once that threshold is crossed, vibration, physics, gravity, dark matter, and even time and space lose all significance. The deterministic “chain of events” that governs every interaction inside the universe simply ceases to hold. And within that state, nothing originating from the universe can ever reach you.”
STIX:
“So… you’re saying it’s freedom. Absolute freedom. Beyond cause, beyond consequence. Nothing could touch you anymore… sounds like a bluff..”
RUDY:
“We literally almost— ugh nevermind, you’re an ass—“
Suddenly a firework goes off and Rudy jumps in Princess’ arms—making her blush.
PRINCESS:
“Should I be happy..?”
END OF EPISODE 13
NEXT TIME…?
Happy Town’s rebuilding. But something else is watching.
Ben 10 and Gurren Lagann. It’s about Time (haha) the Time God gets put in his place.
why can’t Pentuis just erase the mech and them?”
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FUN FACT:
The Cast’s willpower is so strong that not even gods can manipulate or destroy it, Rudy is a great example of this aa shes able to endure being flatten, having her bones broken, being vaporized that not even remains are left or far more! Their friendship is what makes them stronger the more they encounter these kind of situations.. crazy, right?
