Issue 11: The Guardian Of Cheetah Power.

  Jam saw a multitude of Cheetahs, about 50 million of them in the hills and Jam was passing through and as he walked through, they all were staring because he had the Cheetah Power crystal. The people murmured and Jam walked forward and suddenly they all started cheering at him. "YOU ARE THE GUARDIAN OF CHEETAH POWER!"They all were screaming at him. Jam answered them. "You all look like maggots in a trashbag!" They all gasped in sync but they laughed and some were trying to pick him up but got erased as a result. TGG yelled, "DON'T TOUCH HIM, HE IS VERY POWERFUL!" They all backed up. They all asked for his name and Jam did not answer them but TGG answered, "HIS NAME IS JAM!" They all were chanting Jam but Jam was annoyed by the attention but suddenly, Jam heard a stern voice yelling his name. "JAM!" And Jam turned around and saw a 8 foot tall cheetah who had a robust build and 3 crystals. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH! IF I WIN, YOU GIVE ME CHEETAH POWER!" Jam looked at him, "Duel is on. You concrete lipped blob fish!" And he ran to Jam at full speed but suddenly a quick cheetah snatched the crystals off of him and he felt immense pain and started to erase out of existence but before he did, the quick cheetah knocked him out of the universe with a flick. The Cheetah chuckled. "I am sure you'd prefer a more stronger opponent than he is. Jam nodded. "I will destroy you just as easy as you did to him, you objective furniture nostril!" He chuckled at Jam. "interesting...The name is Sanery. Duel is in a week at Lucrim valley, strictly at 4:00 AM at sunrise!" Jam replied. "Sanery? You sound like you research butt cracks by sniffing them. Sanery looked at him with intrigue. "See you soon." And he dashed off. Jam looked at the direction he ran at and replied presumptiously. "You're lucky I didn't know your zesty busted potato chip head all the way down to your indentured stoned electrocuted toenails!" And Jam looked at his crowd and they were chanting his name. "Every each and one of you, you all suck I am going." Just like that, Jam dashed across the valley's getting recognized by his crystal and soon enough, his name was metastasized all abroad Cheetah Power or at least at the mere fact that there is now a guardian over Cheetah Power. In a white room, a Cheetah named Dreamifi, the controller of dreams was sitting at his office table in the Universal Dream Realm. He obviously has powers over all dreams and people could walk in and request to send a dream to someone. Sanery walked towards him. "Hello there." He said in a friendly manner. "What do you want?" Dreamifi says with a bold tone. "Ever heard of a Guardian Of Cheetah Power?" And he looked at Sanery. "Is this a rhetorical question? Of course, but all of that was of old times." Sanery sat down in the chair in opposition to Dreamifi. "Well, not anymore, a new Cheetah Power Guardian just dropped. His name is...Jam." Dreamifi raises up a brow intrigued. "A new guardian? I think at this point, It's futile for the planet to require a protector. We have God Cheetahs, back then, there were multiple Guardians at once. Why do we need one now?" Sanery answered him. "Rumors of Sia ultimately deciding to destroy this universe." And Dreamifi laughed. "She tried 3 times in the past, it never happens." Sanery looked at him. "And every single time she stops, It's because she decides to stop. Girl can't make up her mind, however, she has now accumulated all of the universes necessary with Cheetah Power being the last one to destroy. It usually takes her less than 5 minutes to destroy a universe but she said she wants to take her time with this one. Pulverizing it from the inside, is her agenda. Literally." And Dreamifi looked at him. "Hmm, perhaps I need to jump in to preventing her." Sanery looked at him. "Nah, I have a plan. You let her destroy this world, I have a hatch for both of us to exist in. If we leave in time, you could turn the dream world into reality!" Dreamifi nods his head in interest and smiles at him. "You are one smart fella, I will proceed in casting a dream to everyone in tidings of a new Cheetah Power Guardian." Sanery looked at him. "I am scheduled to fight Jam in a week at lucrim valley. Show up through the vessel of Mibus." He casted a spirit body and Dreamifi affirmed. "Okay, I will be there..." They both smiled at each other with peace. "now...GET OUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" He threw Sanery out of the universal dream realm. Sanery landed in the Void. Voidex looked at him as he was evaporated the jaws of the God Cheetahs that were shocked aforetimes. "Idiots." he said annoyed. Sanery walked to him. "I saw the Cheetah Power Guardian." Voidex finished with his work and looked at him. "And I saw multiple pairs of multi-colored jaws with celestial aura drop from Cheetah Power. " He answered him sardonically and Sanery looked at him. "I am scheduled to fight him next week." Voidex walked to Sanery. "I am undefeatable, and you want to talk to me about a pathetic guardian who took the role I deserved?" and Sanery chuckled at him. "It's actually...Jam." Voidex knew of Jam because he fought him and heard his name elsewhere. "Its..Its...WHAT?" and Sanery affirmed. "Yes it is." Voidex was in shock. "YOU'RE TELLING ME...THE ONE THAT DESTROYED ME- I MEAN I DESTROYED IS NOW THE GUARDIAN OF CHEETAH POWER?" and Sanery nodded. "Mhm." Voidex yelled more. "I WENT THROUGH ALL OF THAT...pain...TO HAVE MY ENEMY BE THE GUARDIAN?" Sanery affirmed once more. "Yep." Voidex yelled more. "IDIOT, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SO WELL. ME, THE VOIDEX WAS DEFEATED BY THAT CREATURE AND NOW YOU'RE SMILING?" Sanery looked at him. "If it means to you anything, I will be destroying him next week." Voidex looked at him. "IF I...couldn't...THEN YOU DEFINITELY COULD NOT WIN!" Sanery looked at him. "Did you just confess your loss?" Voidex looked in trepidation of his reputation. "NAH, I-I MEANT-I MEAN I LOSS MY FREE TIME! YEAH THAT WAS IT!" Sanery laughed. "Anyways, are you going to watch?" Voidex clears his throat and wiped the void sweat off and then girded his loins and looked at him. "Erm, Yeah, I would like to see the perpetrator of my time to be destroyed once again!" Sanery laughed at his shame and walked to the souls to send them to where they needed to go. The God Cheetahs found Jam destroying trees so that he can clear the forest. Marculus looked at them. "What is he doing?" they went closer to Jam. Jam grabbed Vinex because he perceived him to be a tree. "WAIT WAIT WAIT!" Jam dropped him. One of Vinex's vines quickly whipped jam but Jam's tail was quicker and blended it out of existence. Jam glared at them all. "What do you LED Light Empty Drawer wigs want? Just because I agreed to protect the world doesn't mean I am close with you buzz beard gecko chests!" ET looked at him. "I know but we also want to help you, you know, to give thanks for your compliance." Volcano looked at Jam, 'And apologize for standing up to you." Jam walked to them. "You smoked turkey busted guitar lungs want to help me?' and they nodded quickly. Jam looked at them like they were idiots. "Get an ear on Sia, I want you idiots to know what that thing is thinking, you extricated gorrila feet!" ET looked at Jam. "Thank you for including us." Jam walks away and they looked at each other expectantly. Marculus was the first to speak. "Well, we finally have a shot at beating Sia." and then ET eyes them. "But we can't just depend on him, we must-" But then Arrex cut him off. "CUTEMTOTETEEF!" ET tries to finish but was interrupted again. "GET CLOSER TO GOD!" Flex yelled. Volcano yelled after him. "Get stronger and then defeat Sia." they all looked at him like he had a brain the size of electric terrains finger tip. "Sorry." He said mortified. Vinex looked at them. "We should simply just win." Or...That would what Vinex would say if he wasn't in another universe because Volcano knew what he was going to say. Vinex yelled at him. "IDIOT, YOU HAD A DUMB ANSWER TOO!" ET looked at them. "No, simply fighting Sia is not going to make us win...We need more people, other than Jam. We need Fighters, Thinkers, people like her...Who don't follow the rules." Skyfire yelled at him. "LIKE ME!" And they all except for Arrex knocked him to another universe including himself. Vinex looked at Skyfire. "Idiot." He grumbled. Volcano looked at them with surety. "The midget rat is right, we need a bigger mind. Do you guys have any suggestions?" Vinex looked at Volcano. "Idiot, run." ET had emo bangs and was glaring at him. "NOOOO!" Volcano dashed away at full speed but immediately had a mountain embedded into his head. Marculus and Skyfire shoved their eyes and fingers at him and then laughed at him but then ended up like him. Arrex looked at them. "Everybody here...Dead and alive... Should start searching today and then meet back next week with someone that is willing to help us defeat Sia." ET complimented him. "Great idea! We will meet again in one week but let us all know if you see Sia." And with that, they commenced their departure and peregrinated all across Cheetah Power to find strong cheetahs. Meanwhile, Jam was honing his abilities, waiting to see Sia. He walked to his home and entered there in and sees a dark cheetah. Jam glares at the Cheetah. "Hey busted toenail clipper! You must have a death wish." And then the dark cheetah faces Jam's way and slightly smirks but not visually. "One must not wish for himself, For Death is not a narcissist..." He said ominously and then it revealed that he was Death himself. Jam looks at him in intrigue and anger. "Oh great, I have death in my living room. Get out, you hydraulic blimp lip." Death walks towards Jam menacingly. Jam prepared to make Death see himself. Death looks at Jam, even revealing his face but Jam was not fearful, neither did he die. Death smirks obscurely "Impressive, what manner of cheetah that sees the bare face of death and dies not?" Jam looks at him. "It's like looking at a mirror...But in your case, you see an edgy femboy with a pot belly. You blown up goosebump!" Death suppresses his laughter. "Interesting one. I'd consider you...the friend of Death." Jam glares at him. "Can a force of the universe have friends? You omnipresent jawbreaker!" And Death walks to him. "One that treats their immortality fairly, is the friend of Death." With that, it was like Death was never there but Jam knew. "Idiot probably went to scream that he fell in love with an emo girl." At this point, Jam noticed that the statue of him was gone and then Jam glared and went out. TGG was held captive by...HULAHU! (Wer Wer Wer, Wer Wer Werr) Hulahu was sitting by trees and then he saw a Cheetah holding the sculpture of Jam. TGG spoke to Hulahu. "Come on man, I took long crafting that for him." Hulahu screamed at him. "HULAHUUUUUU!" (SILENCE) Hulahu continued speaking. (If he cared for you and the sculpture he would find you.) TGG looked at him. "How about I bring him to you?" and then Hulahu lifted up an eyebrow. Hulahu answered. "HULAHU, Hulahu, hu-hulahu-HULAHUUUUUU!"(I will let you go but if you lie, I will be the one finding you.) And then the other Hulahus melodically chanted. (Wer Wer Wer, Wer Wer Wer) Then he let him go and he saw him skedaddle his way to find Jam. Hulahu, then, got up and went to the sculpture of Jam and then he broke it to infinite pieces with just a backflip and he yelled. "HULAHU!" TGG ran straight to Jam. "JAM, JAM! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!" Jam glared at him, annoyed. "What now? You antisemitic nose ring!" And then he immediately replied. "HULAHU...THE BEST KNOWN FIST FIGHTER IN THE UNIVERSE WANTS TO CHALLENGE YOU, IF YOU DON'T...HE WILL KILL ME." Jam answered him. "I am tempted to purposely call the fight off. You homosexual night light!" And he panicked. "I AM YOUR FRIEND AT THIS POINT....PLEASE?!" Jam looks at him. "You are lightyears away from being my friend, I don't have friends. You Bow and elbow!" TGG started to look with anger. "OKAY FINE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND THEN SO BE IT!" Jam glares at him. "I never said no, you saliva forming horse breast!" And he looked at Jam in relief. "You'll be my friend?" But Jam replied instantly. "Hell no, I'd fight that thunder bolt neck gazelle cosplayer." and his ears perked up. "YAY, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO DIE!" Jam answered him immediately. "No idiot, I want to defeat him because Sia hasn't...That will automatically put me above her pay grade, you ju jitsu toothbrush!" And he looked at Jam. "Good marketing strategy." and Jam went to him. "Now, take me to him, or It's your funeral's funeral. You decomposed bone grissle." Sia watched Jam from the magic waters and then she immediately flew to Hulahu. "Hey, long time no see." she walked to him expectantly. Hulahu eyes went to fire and he yelled at her. "HULAHUUUUU, Hulahu, hulahu, HULAHUUUUUUU!" (Hi.) She looked at him. "All of that for a 'Hi?'" and then Hulahu jumps up on his feet. "HULAHU, HULAHU?!" (You want to fight?) Sia looked at him. "I have unfinished business with you, I've been meaning to destroy you...But I've been busy!" She then began to form the Demonic Vortex Blast but then she was interrupted. "THAT'S ENOUGH SIA!" ET and Arrex showed up. Sia looked at them. "Great, more victims." And they glared at her. "After I am done giving this world It's final taste of pain and mischief, then I will destroy you fools!" Hulahu yelled at Sia. (HUSH!) He then launched her out of the world with a flick. "HULAHU!" ET went to Hulahu. "Hey, you want to join us to destroy her?" And Hulahu looked down at him. "Hu. Hulahu, hulahu, hulahu?" *What would I look like hanging out with the God Cheetahs?" He asked boldly. Arrex looked at him. "What would you look like if everyone on the planet was dead, including the gazelles? Yep, that's the result of an alive Sia." Hulahu nods. "Huu. Lahu." (Sure, I will.) He then shakes Arrex's hand. "HULAHU HULAHU, HULAHUUUU!" *AFTER I KILL JAM!" ET panicked. "Woah woah, why?" Hulahu looked at him. "Hulahu, Hula." (We need to clarify that I am the strongest!) And ET answered him. "You're one of the only ones whose encountered an one-on-one with Sia and lived." And Hulahu concurred but then Jam landed on a tree. "The notorious crusty butt-scratch- sniffer." Hulahu was furious and yelled at Jam. "HULAHUUUU!" (IT'S YOU!) The mist surrounded them and then Jam jumped off of the tree. Sanery was behind the tree. Jam then approached The Fierce. Arrex looks at Jam. "Jam, I think you should reconsider your decision. He's on our side now, and I think you have potential to beat Sia but he is one of the 4 fierces of the universe...One's who could destroy universes with simple punches." Jam glared at Hulahu. "Idiot is so deadset on fighting that his hairstyle is called 'The Uppercut' and Idiot look at your shoes...You are wearing the Fist rocket 99's, No way this is my rival." One of the gazelles giggled. Hulahu punched him out of existence and then glares at Jam and then points at him. Jam raises an eyebrow, showing that he was not impressed and then he dashed to a mountain and knocked it to the clouds and then he debilitated it to ashes and then he landed on the ground. Hulahu growled and then jumped out of Cheetah Power and then he grabbed a nearby planet called "Nuetoro" and then he tossed it towards Cheetah Power and then he punched the planet out of existence. And he screamed at Jam. "HULAHUUUUUUU!" Jam was not intimidated but conceeded because if he were to continue then he would have gone to extreme but for reference, he found Volcano and then he shoved a mountain down his throat and blew him out of the universe and into a exploding star. And then Hulahu and Jam were about to punch each other but then Hatster teleported between them but their punches didn't affect him. "Not now." Hulahu yelled. "GET THIS GHOST SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Jam glared at Hatster. "Why did you interrupt? You Islamic mustache!" And then Hatster grins at Jam. "I need to show you something Jam. Jam embraced to walk with him but Hulahu got angry and then used Ultimate Punch on Hatster but Hatster did not react and he put him in a black prison cell that was unescapable. Jam glares at Hatster. Arrex looked at Hatster. "Who are you?" Hatster chuckled. "That is not to be known yet." And then Hatster vanished with Jam. Marculus ran to Hulahu's prison cell to laugh at him but ended up entering in there with him. "Uh oh." He got absolutely abbrieviated. Jam walked with Hatster to a mountain with a black cloud over it. Jam glared at him. "Dyslexic metal detector, why did you bring me here? Hatster looked at Jam. "I prophecy, Sia will destroy the world in 3 months, what you are required to do is train the God Cheetahs then, I will show you the secrets of the universes And then await for the great war." And then Jam lifted up his eyebrow. "Idiot, do you think I am your employee? You obviously have power, why don't you destroy that indentured grandma denture?" Hatster grins. "I am glad you asked that, It's because I want to see you all go through the experience. Only you can defeat Sia. But...Sia is written to succeed but...I am not you, If I...being everything am not you, then the mere fact that you exist defy the laws of existence. You have a chance to superceed the script of reality. Jam looked at him and walked to the edge of the cliff. "And If I lose? You witch wart!" Hatster looked Jam. "Then...consider it all over, Sia writes pages in this reality as well. This verse was not written by one author but is written by all and she happens to have the pen." Jam glared at him. "Then what am I? You spoon fed dinosaur turd!" Hatster walked away and then stopped and tilted his hat. "You're the ink.Just make sure not to...dry." Hatster faded out of sight. Jam glared at his disappearance. "You're lucky I didn't knock your late 80s dusty butt stained wig all the way down to your exploded infected hard shell toenails!" Jam retorted to Hatster's departure. And then Jam saw the soul of Cheetah Power coming closer. Jam glared at her. "Did you see that failed lumberjack, thundercrack, Slumber rat? Do you know who it is?" She floated to Jam. "Heh, his name is Hatster. He is indeed...Mysterious, he is never seen sleeping and you and superior ones are the only ones who can see him. Even Hulahu did not see him, hence he called him a ghost." Jam glared at her and then suddenly Jam sees a large light open from the clouds and behold a Cheetah illuminating the effervescence of light and he landed on the ground. "You must be the guardian of Cheetah Power?" He spoke softly and Jam assumed him to swing differently. "You sound like you own a shoe store, you Celestial ambidextrious detestable pesticidal vegetable!" And the Angel smiles at Jam. "What some harsh words, how dire." Jam glared at him. "Who are you? You errected reptile!" The angel smiled. "Oh, It's a wonder." He then leaps out of the universe in one swipe of a second, sending a wave of light across the world. Cheetah Power smiles at Jam. "He is powerful." Jam glared at Cheetah Power. "I bet he knocked himself out by slamming his head at the roof of the universe. With his, benevolent, vanilla hint, unintelligent elephant wig." Jam walks away and then Death appears to Cheetah Power. "Death no likey." and Cheetah Power mauled him and then found out that it was....Triks, the tricker Cheetah.

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