Chapter 1: All-Purpose Navigation Instrument

  Autumn tiger has come down from the mountain, it's hot, everything is hot.

  The traffic police got hot after issuing fines, the woman got hot from shopping, the man got hot from watching women, classmates got hot at reunions, only Xuan Taoming was cold.

  "Hmph! Class reunions are just a venue for men to flirt with women, women to seduce men, and then they come together only to part ways again." Xuan Tai Ming thought to himself, "As the saying goes, it's too expensive to find a mistress, too tiring to find a lover, why not just hold a class reunion and ruin one couple after another?"

  Xuan Taoming laughed and drank wine with a "haha", but in his heart, he had already given this movement a definition that he thought was ingenious.

  "Hey, Xuan Taoming, how's it going? You used to say that you would marry a woman even more beautiful than Zhao Meng, what happened?" High school class monitor Chen Daming spoke loudly and with a smile, but the words sounded like a drill piercing through his brain to Xuan Taoming.

  Xuan Taoming is a person who loves to save face, otherwise he wouldn't be so infatuated with Zhao Meng that he's become foolish and stubborn. After being rejected by Zhao Meng, he stood on the podium and made a vow of love, saying that if he couldn't marry someone even more beautiful than Zhao Meng, he would rather remain a bachelor for the rest of his life.

  The beauty, this white cabbage is so good to dig up? Outside there are 100,000 troops of silk, inside there are shiny high rich and handsome, want to defeat the troops of silk, trample the high rich and handsome, take the beauty's white cabbage that was nibbled by the high rich and handsome and dig it up again, how difficult is it?

  Since ancient times, the love life of beautiful women has been like a battlefield. Why just like a battlefield? It's even more ruthless than that. In the end, one becomes a happy father, and both tragedies and comedies come to an end.

  "Hehe, it's all right, I'm working hard, almost there!" Xuan Taoming said with a dry smile, but his face didn't have the slightest blush.

  "Yes, we've been working hard for five years, and in another five years, we'll really be a rare commodity!" The study committee member sitting next to Chen Daming smiled with a neutral expression.

  "Seniors told us, beauties are like water in a sponge, look for it and you'll find it, no rush, no rush." Xuan Taoming's expression was calm, but in his heart, he scolded the study committee until they were upside down. Chen Daming's dog leg, previously a dog, now a dog, and still a dog in the future... Although this dog followed Chen Daming to mix with great fanfare.

  Chen Daming's family runs a hospital, his old man is the major shareholder. Zhou Kang followed Chen Daming and became the logistics director of the hospital, in charge of procurement, making a lot of money from this lucrative business, now worth at least tens of millions.

  "Of course you can't rush it, just like how you got fired by the boss for hitting on the company's secretary." The study committee member said with a smile.

  Xuan Taoming was shocked, numb, and thought to himself: "I was fired last week, how did he know?" As it turned out, Xuan Taoming was also innocent. It wasn't him who had set his sights on the secretary, but rather the secretary had been feeling lonely and had set her sights on him, with his handsome appearance. Xuan Taoming looked down on that depraved woman and resolutely refused her advances. Then, the next day, he was fired by the boss for allegedly harassing the secretary...

  "Ah, Zhou Kang, is that secretary your wife?" Xuan Taoming was shocked.

  Zhou Kang's face sank, and he said: "What are you talking about! My sister works at that company!"

  "Oh, Sparrow Zhou, I've seen him, purebred." Xuan Taoming nodded in agreement, tapping his chin. Zhou Kang and his sister were both covered in freckles, born with them.

  Zhou Kang scowled: "Xuan Taoming, watch your mouth! If you can't speak properly, then shut up!"

  "Oh, not allowed to speak, but you're farting? Xuan Taoming loves face the most. Even if he's poor, so poor that he slept in a ten-person dormitory hostel for a week, so poor that he hid in the bathroom every day to eat mantou, so poor that he walked an hour on public transportation for one yuan, but for a classmate gathering, he spent a whole hundred yuan. Why? For face! Not coming isn't equivalent to saying you don't have the guts?"

  This Mr. Zhou spoke a lot of nonsense, how could Xuan Taoming tolerate it?

  "How dare you speak like that! What kind of quality is this!" Zhou Kang slammed his hand on the table and glared angrily.

  Xuan Taoming's eyes curved into a crescent moon shape as he smiled and said, "In this era, even dogs can discuss quality with humans, tsk, the world is not what it used to be!"

  "You!" Zhou Kang was so angry he almost burst out cursing.

  "Alright, Zhou Kang, you're the same too. We're all classmates, why are you always targeting Xuan Tai Ming? Chen Da Ming scolded in a low voice "Others don't have work and are already pitiful, yet you still speak coldly."

  Xuan Taoming didn't like it when he heard this, the first half of the sentence still sounded like human language, but the second half sounded so piercing? You Chen Daming are not a good bird either, every time you speak, you have to hide a needle.

  "Too clear, don't be on familiar terms with him." Chen Daming smiled and raised his glass to take a sip from afar, then turned his head to look at another table and said with a smile: "Zhao Meng, you're our class's discipline inspector, aren't you going to give us boys a drink?"

  Zhao Meng was twenty-three years old, slender and delicate in figure, with a beautiful face. She was undoubtedly the class beauty, and her face always had an air of pride that was both visible and invisible, overwhelming others.

  At this time, he turned his head, holding the wine cup and making a circle, but when it came to Xuan Taoming, he jumped over, never looking at Zhao Mengyi from start to finish.

  "Stinky woman, just you wait until I get the chance, I'll strip you naked!" Xuan Tai Ming returned to Da Tong Pu, his mind wandering with Zhao Meng's disregard for him, his mouth muttering in hatred, but his heart feeling a pang of sadness. In the past, they were the best of friends, male and female students who went to school together, talked about everything, and many people envied them. But it all changed because of his own misunderstandings, a confession that was ridiculed by everyone, Zhao Meng's rejection, Xuan Tai Ming's vow to pursue beauty, causing both of them to deliberately avoid each other, eventually becoming strangers.

  Why did he insist on going to the class reunion? Yes, Xuan Taoming loves face and is afraid of being looked down upon, but isn't it also because he wants to see how Zhao Meng is doing... This year, she's still very good.

  He recalled his thoughts and felt that he would have nothing to do with Zhao Meng for this life.

  "Today I lost face in front of my classmates and it's really frustrating and disappointing!" Xuan Taoming muttered.

  Since it's already a mess, there's no way out, let's watch Japanese action movies then. It's not that I want to watch them, it's you guys who are forcing me to watch them, yeah, you're the ones who are forcing me.

  Invoke A Q to possess myself, comfort my spirit, and then lock myself in the bathroom. With so many people around, this sacred art film will be tainted by the lustful glances of those flashy uncles, and it's also not conducive to the machine gun firing rusty bullets.

  Squatting in the bathroom, Xuan Taoming took out a second-hand flat panel and connected to the hotel's wifi.

  "What the heck, black screen? Damn it, those unscrupulous website owners, taking advantage of my pursuit of artistic purity, gave me a virus!" Xuan Taoming cursed loudly.

  Suddenly, a line of red large characters appeared on the black screen, like watching a horror movie, bloody and terrifying.

  "Still daydreaming in front of the screen?"

  "Are your fingers tired?"

  "Do you want to end this kind of day?"

  Xuan Taoming nodded hastily "A day without a goddess, even if I were in heaven, I would still be in Avici."

  "I heard your heart's voice, a vagabond standing in heaven, you yearn for the goddess... Now, you have the chance to become the god of all gods, possessing all the goddesses, are you willing?"

  Looking at the red words that popped out, Xuan Taoming nodded without hesitation: "For the sake of practicing great life ideals, I am willing!"

  "Alright, download the all-in-one navigator, and your dreams will come true after downloading!"

  "Damn it! Now even virus ads are getting creative!" Xuan Taoming sighed, pulled up his pants and carried the tablet out, but when he lay down on the bed to take another look, it was still the same page.

  "What the heck, how long is this going to take?!" Xuan Taoming was getting impatient, glanced at the download button and thought to himself, "I'll just download it first and delete it later."

  Then clicked OK, and immediately appeared download progress bar.

  "What the...? How can it start downloading without even showing me the download directory? Where is it going to download to?" Xuan Taoming was baffled.

  "Download complete, congratulations, you are the first owner of the all-powerful navigation system!" Suddenly, a sweet and beautiful voice appeared in Xuan Taoming's mind, scaring him so much that his face changed dramatically. He looked around the empty room with a chill running down his spine, thinking "What the hell is this? Is it some kind of midnight prank call?"

  "What on earth are you?" Xuan Taoming swallowed his saliva.

  "I am the central system of the all-powerful navigation instrument, transplanted into the host's brain."

  Xuan Taoming blinked his eyes, is this science fiction or science fiction, or what the hell is fantasy?

  "It's science fiction, sir."

  Xuan Tai Ming's eyes widened, he actually believed that this world still had a God, because other humans were apples bitten by God, but he was already the core of the fruit, his life was full of bad luck... But he never thought that in this world there was science fiction, wasn't that just some Western country's YY movie?

  "Alright, my most loyal servant, can you come out and speak? You're making your master feel like he's become the male lead of a real-life Midnight Bell."

  "Yes, master."

  Suddenly, a woman with a misty and cloudy appearance appeared in front of Xuan Tai Ming, with her key parts blocked out, only revealing an absolutely beautiful face and four limbs.

  This is absolutely a more beautiful face than Zhao Meng, it's breathtaking, exactly the goddess wife that Xuan Taoming wants!

  "Uh... cough, cough." Xuan Taoming cleared his throat. "Can't you part those mists and clouds? The master's artistic eyes are veiled."

  "No can do, master."

  "As the most loyal servant, will you warm the bed? Come on, spring nights are short, let's hurry." Xuan Taoming said with a smile.

  "No can do, master."

  "That thoroughly freed my fingers, give me a flying punch, okay?" Xuan Taoming was very easy to talk to and immediately lowered his demand.

  "No can do, master."

  "That would allow me to thoroughly shake off the loneliness of never having touched a woman, wouldn't it?" Xuan Taoming thought he was actually a very easily satisfied guy.

  "No way, master."

  "What can you do? My most loyal maid!" Xuan Taoming gritted his teeth and said, I'm so easily satisfied!

  "I am an all-powerful navigator, I can help my master fulfill his wishes and reach the goddess's terminal."

  "Tell me in detail." Xuan Taoming straightened his back, and the goddess was concerned, so he had to listen carefully.