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  Chapter-1

  "Ah man.This sucks ,why did I have to get fired because of that damn bimbo"-Jack

  "Maybe ,you shouldn't have called in sick for three days straight"-Mark

  "Well,Shit happens.I might as well search for a new job ,Its not like this job gave me much cash anyway"-Jack

  "If you need any help look me up bro.I gotta go now bye"-Mark

  "Bye see ya tomorrow then"-Jack

  "Bye"-Mark

  *sigh*

  Might as well go home now now that its getting dark.

  What job do I look for now?

  *While jack wonders about his future job he forgets about his microwave door being open*

  Oh,Shit My frozen steak!

  *After running for a few mins he reaches his home*

  Do I smell smoke?

  Phew no smoke,no gas leaks,nothing out of the ordinary.

  Might as well grab some Pepco. (pepsi+coke)

  *Proceeds to use the can opener*

  #Voltage Fluctuation noises#

  Damn,What now?

  *and pop goes the weasel*

  "Aargh, Shiit it got me right in the eye.Fuck this can!"-Jack

  It huuurts~

  Wait why is everything white?

  "Where am I ?"-Jack

  "Is anyone here?"-Jack

  /Morgan Freeman Voice/

  "Hello ,Son"-???

  "Fuck you dad ,you left me 20 years ago now you say hello?"-Jack

  "Such Impudence"-???

  "Show yourself!"-Jack

  "Very well"-???

  A Man in white appears after some fog clears.

  Gandalf style beard.Big beady eyes and has a mysterious aura.

  "Wh-Who are you?"-Jack

  "I am thy father,Luke"-???

  "Wait wtf!!!"-Jack

  "I jest ,I jest.I give you three chances to guess who I am "-Jack

  "Umm.Is it Darth Vader?"-Jack

  #Buzzer noise#

  "umm.Are you god?"

  #Bells and stuff#

  "That I am"-God

  "Wow.I expected you to be more big"-Jack

  "Your Mother said the same thing when she saw you"-God

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  Wry Laughter ensues from Jack.

  "Never mind.Lets get to the point."-God

  "You Died Jack"-God

  "Died wtf wtf wtf .How did I die?"-Jack

  "You banged your pinky toe at the table and fell backwards,You hit your head."-God

  "And now we are here"-God

  "Am I gonna go to Hell?"-Jack

  "Don't worry Jack.I have things planned for you.I need you to go -"-God

  "Go to another world?"-Jack

  "*sigh* Yes Jack.When you died.I saw that you did nothing and achieved nothing.So i want to give you a chance"-God

  "No thank you"-Jack

  "What about a land with Dragons and elves .One very Much like the ones in your Light novels and such"-God

  "Go on"-Jack

  "You do know you are talking to God right?"-God

  "Yeah I got nothing much to lose ..... just don't send me to hell."-Jack

  "Moving on... ."-God

  "Do i get to keep my memories and do i get powers?"-Jack

  *Sigh*

  "Yes ,you keep your memories .State what you want but it can't be anything too powerful"-God

  "I want the ability to create"-Jack

  "Create you say?...Most ask for strength ...Very well I shall permit it"-God

  "Can you send a companion with me?"-Jack

  "Hmmm...You do need a companion .Let me see"-God

  "Ok.All done"-God

  "Now what"-Jack

  "For being disrespectful,I Will make this painful"-God

  Kicked into Oblivion like Team Rocket.

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  That HURT LIKE HELLLLLLL.

  "Ehhhhh?!"-Jack

  "I see"-Jack

  -To be CONTINUED

  #See you next chapter