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Chapter-1
"Ah man.This sucks ,why did I have to get fired because of that damn bimbo"-Jack
"Maybe ,you shouldn't have called in sick for three days straight"-Mark
"Well,Shit happens.I might as well search for a new job ,Its not like this job gave me much cash anyway"-Jack
"If you need any help look me up bro.I gotta go now bye"-Mark
"Bye see ya tomorrow then"-Jack
"Bye"-Mark
*sigh*
Might as well go home now now that its getting dark.
What job do I look for now?
*While jack wonders about his future job he forgets about his microwave door being open*
Oh,Shit My frozen steak!
*After running for a few mins he reaches his home*
Do I smell smoke?
Phew no smoke,no gas leaks,nothing out of the ordinary.
Might as well grab some Pepco. (pepsi+coke)
*Proceeds to use the can opener*
#Voltage Fluctuation noises#
Damn,What now?
*and pop goes the weasel*
"Aargh, Shiit it got me right in the eye.Fuck this can!"-Jack
It huuurts~
Wait why is everything white?
"Where am I ?"-Jack
"Is anyone here?"-Jack
/Morgan Freeman Voice/
"Hello ,Son"-???
"Fuck you dad ,you left me 20 years ago now you say hello?"-Jack
"Such Impudence"-???
"Show yourself!"-Jack
"Very well"-???
A Man in white appears after some fog clears.
Gandalf style beard.Big beady eyes and has a mysterious aura.
"Wh-Who are you?"-Jack
"I am thy father,Luke"-???
"Wait wtf!!!"-Jack
"I jest ,I jest.I give you three chances to guess who I am "-Jack
"Umm.Is it Darth Vader?"-Jack
#Buzzer noise#
"umm.Are you god?"
#Bells and stuff#
"That I am"-God
"Wow.I expected you to be more big"-Jack
"Your Mother said the same thing when she saw you"-God
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Wry Laughter ensues from Jack.
"Never mind.Lets get to the point."-God
"You Died Jack"-God
"Died wtf wtf wtf .How did I die?"-Jack
"You banged your pinky toe at the table and fell backwards,You hit your head."-God
"And now we are here"-God
"Am I gonna go to Hell?"-Jack
"Don't worry Jack.I have things planned for you.I need you to go -"-God
"Go to another world?"-Jack
"*sigh* Yes Jack.When you died.I saw that you did nothing and achieved nothing.So i want to give you a chance"-God
"No thank you"-Jack
"What about a land with Dragons and elves .One very Much like the ones in your Light novels and such"-God
"Go on"-Jack
"You do know you are talking to God right?"-God
"Yeah I got nothing much to lose ..... just don't send me to hell."-Jack
"Moving on... ."-God
"Do i get to keep my memories and do i get powers?"-Jack
*Sigh*
"Yes ,you keep your memories .State what you want but it can't be anything too powerful"-God
"I want the ability to create"-Jack
"Create you say?...Most ask for strength ...Very well I shall permit it"-God
"Can you send a companion with me?"-Jack
"Hmmm...You do need a companion .Let me see"-God
"Ok.All done"-God
"Now what"-Jack
"For being disrespectful,I Will make this painful"-God
Kicked into Oblivion like Team Rocket.
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That HURT LIKE HELLLLLLL.
"Ehhhhh?!"-Jack
"I see"-Jack
-To be CONTINUED
#See you next chapter
