The sun was trying desperately to peak from behind the clouds as the young man lay back on the rooftop watching them. Drake was supposed to be in class, but he simply didn’t feel like attending this afternoon, so after lunch he snuck away and to his favorite spot on the rooftop to relax. As he lay there, alone in the ponderance of his thoughts, he noticed a slight shiftening in the shy above. Instantly his eye was drawn to the slow spread of crackling energy which was beginning to tear a rip in the very fissure of reality.
Calmly, Drake analyzed the situation. A temporal Rosen-Biggs rift was opening above the school, at a rate of 0.12876 cubic meters per millisecond. Factoring in the temperature, humidity levels, solar radiant levels, and adjusting for seasonal planitory drift across the cosmos, he realized that he had another 7.1223456 seconds before the rift could possibly be large enough to pose a problem with anything.
For the next 0.2 seconds he analyzed the rift itself. Another 0.2 seconds was spent analyzing the rest of the observable environment around him. 0.1 seconds after that, his mind collected all the data that it had gathered and analyzed it.
Obviously, an unknown deity of some sort was working Universe-Level alterations to the fabric of the cosmos.
Drake concentrated hard for the next 0.5 seconds -- so hard in fact, that he had to close his eyes so he could focus fully on the matter in his mind. By the time he opened his eyes, he had deduced that the alterations was obviously transforming reality into more of a virtual game.
And, if there’s a game, there’s a game system which governs it. Game systems were made to be hacked and altered by those who were sufficient intelligent to do so, and Drake was.
The next 2.7 seconds was required for him to sort out how to interact with the game system, and it took 0.3 seconds after that before he had bypassed the world creation system firewalls, giving him access to the core of the system.
3.5 seconds from observing the distortion occurring, to when he took control of the system. Drake was disappointed in himself, as he was getting slow.
Of course, the first thing one needs for any virtual reality game is stats, so Drake immediately altered the data on his own character profile. Strength 1,000,000. Dexterity 9,999,999 – what a joke! Such a limit as that couldn’t contain the awesomeness that was Drake. He’d have to go back and rewrite the system limits later to be represent his own true values.
Constitution was raised to a reasonable 1,000,000 like strength, and he raised his level to 999,999. It seems that level would have to be something which he addressed in the future as well. His current life was now listed as HP: 1E+100000, as it was so high the system had switched over to floating point scientific notation to represent it, instead of a basic integer value.
Finally, the rift had opened to the point that dots could be seen falling from it. A brief analysis of the situation showed that these were monsters from out of mythology. Goblins, centaurs, orcs, and minotaurs littered the sky and plummeted downward.
Drake was going to need some skills if he wished to teach these creatures a lesson. Looking at the system, he added a “Siphon System Skill” ability to himself and activated it. It could run in the background and help him acquire some of the new talents he may need in this new existence.
A list began to scroll onto his character status as he began to acquire a portion of the skills available in the new system
Acrobatics
Acting
Administration
Adobe
Adobe Specialization
Agriculture
Agriculture Specialization
Alchemy
Alchemy Grand Master
Alchemy Master
Alchemy Specialization
Ambush
Ambush Master
Ambush Specialization
Anatomy
Anatomy Specialization
Ancient Geography
Animal Handling
Animal Handling Specialization
Animal Lore
Animal Lore Specialized.
Animal Noise
Animal Noise Specialized.
Animal Rending
Animal Training
Animal Training Master
Animal Training Specialization
Appraising
Appraising Master
Appraising Specialized.
Archaeology
Architecture
Architecture Specialization
Area Knowledge
Armor Optimization
Armor Optimization Grand Master
Armor Optimization Master
Armor Optimization Specialization
Armorer
Armorer Grand Master
Armorer Master
Armorer Specialization
Artist
Astronomy
Bard
Bartering
Basket Weaving
Battle Focus
Bee Keeping
Begging
Black marketing
Blacksmith
Blacksmith Master
Blacksmith Specialization
Blind-Fighting
Bookbinding
Bower/Fletcher
Bower/Fletcher Grand Master
Bower/Fletcher Master
Bower/Fletcher Specialization
Brewing
Brewing Specialized
Burial Customs
Calligraphy
Camouflage
Camouflage Specialization
Camouflage Master
Carousing
Carpentry
Carpentry Specialization
Cartography
Cheese making
City Familiarity
Climbing
Climbing Master
Climbing Specialization
Clockwork Creation
Cobbling
Cobbling Specialization
Codes & Cyphers
Concealment
Contortion
Cooking
Cooking Specialization
Copper Working
Copper Working Specialization
Craft Instrument
Craft Instrument (Broad Base)
Craft Instrument Master
Craft Instrument Specialization
Criminology
Crowd Working
Curse Lore
Dancing
Debate
Deceiving
Demon Lore
Detect Lies
Detect Signing
Detect Sleep
Diplomacy
Direction Sense
Disguise
Disguise Master
Disguise Specialization
Distance Sense
Dowsing
Dragon Lore
Drake Lore
Dream Interpretation
Economics
Embalming
Engineer
Engineer Grand Master
Engineer Master
Engineer Specialization
Escape
Escape Master
Escape Specialization
Etiquette
Falconry
Fashion
Fast-Draw
Fasting
Fast-Talk
Feather working
Feign Death
Feign Sleep
Fey Lore
Fire-Building
First Aid
Fishing
Flintknapping
Floating Agriculture
Folklore
Forgery
Forgery Master
Forgery Specialization
Fortune Telling
Gambling
Genie Lore
Geology
Geography
Gesture
Glassblowing
Glassblowing Specialization
Gold Working
Gold Working Specialization
Grooming
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Heraldry
Herbalism
Herbalism Master
Herbalism Specialization
History
Hunting
Hunting Specialized
Interrogation
Jeweler
Jewelry Making
Jewelry Making Grand Master
Jewelry Making Master
Jewelry Making Specialization
Juggling
Jumping
Language (Common)
Language (Easy)
Language (Rare)
Law
Leadership
Leatherworking
Leatherworking Specialized
Lip Reading
Literature
Local History
Lock Picking
Lock Picking Master
Lock Picking Specialization
Lock Smithing
Lock Smithing Grand Master
Lock Smithing Master
Lock Smithing Specialization
Massage
Medium
Midwife
Mining
Musical Instrument
Mysticism
Navigation
Necrology
Netherworld Knowledge
Obsidian Working
Omen Reading
Packing
Papermaking
Physician
Pick Pockets
Pick Pockets Master
Pick Pockets Specialization
Poetry
Pottery
Pottery Specialization
Read/ Write (Native)
Read/Write (Foreign)
Relic Dating
Religion (Ancient)
Religion (Modern)
Riding - Air Based
Riding - Air Based Master
Riding - Air Based Specialization
Riding - Land Based
Riding - Land Based Grand Master
Riding - Land Based Master
Riding - Land Based Specialization
Riding - Sea Based
Riding - Sea Based Master
Riding - Sea Based Specialization
Rope Use
Running
Sculpting
Sewing
Sex Appeal
Sexual Endurance
Sexual Knowledge
Shadowing
Shadowing Master
Shadowing Specialization
Shield Use
Shield Use Grand Master
Shield Use Master
Shield Use Specialization
Sign Language
Singing
Sound Analysis
Speed Reading
Spirit Lore
Spiritualism
Stealth
Stealth Master
Stealth Specialization
Streetwise
Style Analysis
Surgery
Survival (one area)
Swimming
Tattooing
Taunting
Teamster/Freighter
Time Sense
Toxicology
Tracking
Tracking Master
Tracking Specialization
Traps
Traps Master
Traps Specialization
Ventriquilism
Veterinary
Waterproofing
Weapon Smithing
Weapon Smithing Grand Master
Weapon Smithing Master
Weapon Smithing Specialization
Weather Sense
Weaving
Whistling/Humming
Wine making
Winemaking Specialization
Writing
Instantly his mind recognized that there were no weapon skills or magic involved in this first list, so he added an “Acquire System Weapon Skills” and “Acquire System Magic (All)” advantage to his character status.
By this point, the first minotaur crashed onto the roof with a loud BANG!
Drake simply waved his hand and released a miniscule amount of his energy and evaporated the creature from existence. “Annihilate Reality” was a 10th rank Chaos magic, and took thousands of points of mana to perform, but it was now child’s play for one with Drake’s abilities.
Slowly Drake got up, stretched, and walked down the steps and into the school below. This new system needed him to register a new name, so he chose “Glorious Overlord Drake”.
What could possibly be more fitting for his destiny than G.O.D.?
As he looked into the first classroom, there was a rift across the blackboard and goblins and rats were pouring out of it and swarming the students. With a flick of his finger, he annihilated the creatures and then closed the rift. Everyone was crying, screaming, and panicking in the room around.
Drake didn’t need any of the males. What use were they to him? With a flick of his finger, he scattered their existences into dust.
Drake looked around at the remaining girls in the room, and calmly told them, “If any of you bitches want to live, you’d best start stripping and getting yourselves prepared. I’m going to come back in a bit and fuck the hell out of all of you.”
“You can’t do that!” One glasses wearing girl exclaimed.
Drake calmly walked over, grabbed her by the face, and squeeze until his fingers met. A loud plop of blood and brain matter sprayed out from between his clenched fists and painted the area around a crimson hue.
“Any other objections?”
Having seen his power, and being faint with the might of his manly prowess, every girl in the room immediately began to rip off her own clothes in a frenzy of sexual desire. “Oh my gawd! He’s so uberly awesome! Do me first!”
“No me!”
“Let me have your baby!”
“I want to have a dozen of them!”
The girls were clamoring as to which would get to be the first to experience his awesomeness, and Drake didn’t want to disappoint, so he utilized a few thousand points of magic and cloned millions of versions of himself and sent them out across the world to rescue his harem. All the males in existence, he destroyed. All the females he stripped, and screwed at the same time.
The planet itself orgasmed as every female upon it willingly submitted themselves to the sexual prowess of Drake and his clones. “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH……….. OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
The screwing took three days nonstop before Drake was satisfied and every female on the planet bore his child growing in their womb. He might could’ve finished earlier, but it had taken even him a few seconds to alter the elderly to make them young again, and to age the young to make them old enough to satisfy his wants and needs. The planet now only had young, vibrant, sexy teenage women in it -- and they all had his child growing in their womb.
Stretching, and feeling the minor relief in his loins, Drake finally turned his attention to the deity that had started messing with his world. By now, he had completely taken over the system which controlled existence and it was nothing to trace the energy flow back to the being responsible for screwing with reality.
With a blink of power, Drake’s energy carried forth though the remnants of the rift, along the interweb of cosmic power, and into a small darkened room where a figure was seen starting at the faint glow of a screen in front of them.
Drake cackled powerfully and wrapped the figure in his power and grasped the divine being’s essence and pulled it to him. Within moments, he’d transformed the deity into a gorgeous, big breasted girl of exceptional beauty and stripped her.
“You’re mine now,” he told her as he slowly approached, penis erect, towards her now quivering form….
