Sorry this isn't a chapter. (Jk i'm not sorry I don't care what any of you annoying fucks say.)

  Ima make this straight to the point. This Saturday is my birthday so I probably won't have time edit Etez's "Engrish". I'm having a bunch of friends over for the night so I'll probably be super tired on Saturday and Sunday, Because whenever I have friends over we don't sleep and play video games all night while drinking mountain dew and coke to maintain our sanity. So yea I probably won't have time to edit this next chapter which Etez is writing(because lets face it, it would be unreadable without editing).

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  Ps: Wish me a happy birthday or i'll send you to the Gulags or let the great leader eat you.