Once upon a time, there was male named Bob Joe. Bob was known by many, but by different names.
He was once known as the God of toilets name Joe, or the simple human farmer named Bob.
However, he is now known as Bob Joe the Potato!
“What the f*ck?” Bob suddenly shouts.
“Why am I a potato!?” Bob continues to shout at the silent heavens.
Finally Bob realises he cannot change what he has been bequeathed.
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[split]Cursed!*You have been cursed for being sarcastic towards a watermelon(You should really stop doing this.)
Eventually Bob dies by being an arse(Irritated by being reincarnated as potato.)