Hello dear reader's! It is I the most powerful entity in all of the multiverses Slothol!And I am....extremly bored.There is nothing to do at all.And if there is something to do I am too lazy to move out of the my comfy warm bed.It's really cruel if you think about it.Man I just wish something would happen....

  Is it here yet? No? Ok.

  -ting!-

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  You have a messeage from contact Douche god of universe #182056105873516273849560

  *BULLET SHOTS AND EXPLOSIONS IN THE BACKROUND*''WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?? THE UNIVERSE IS LITERALLY BEING FUCKING DESTROYED BY THE CATS YOU UNLEASHED THAT HAVE 0.0000005% PROCENT OF YOU'R SHIT FUCKING POWER THAT I CAN NOT HARM THEM EVEN IF I SACRIFICE THE UNIVERSE! DO YOU HEAR ME SLOTHOL!? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CREAT-

  -call ignored-

  ''That sounds like something I don't care about.Well I think thats all the knowledge you are gettin' in the prolouge, now im going to have to fix that problem otherwise the gods will rebel and that is annoying.Kinda like harmless ants that are not even enough to tickle you, if you know what I'm talking about.''

  *Flies away into the sunset with his shiny Gyrados(lvl.∞ obviously filthy peasants)*