Ight so this is how I came to be, I was a dinner for a family. I was struck by a burst of lightening and I was alive so I went out on the streets. But oh no I was almost eaten by a cat. Luckily I am fast to roll away. A rat tried to catch me in the alley but ayyye "yeet" I shout as I roll away from it. The rat continues to try to catch me but I am too fast, I am too clever for it. He chases me down and up the street but I make it to the road where I manage to get across without being hit by a car!

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  But uh-oh spaghetti-o's here comes a detroit ninja with his glock. "B@ng bang" He kills me.

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