It was a dark and stormy night, or day he couldn't tell all he knew that the ship was rocking back and forth really bad and things were sliding across the floor. Soon his dogs began to get uneasy and they started to bark. He got up and walked, or more like a crossover between that and a crawl, to the door. Suddenly the door burst open someone yelled "WERE RUNNIN' AGROUND BRACE YOURSELF!" then there was a loud rumbling and the whole ship started to shake. He hit his head on the wall and everything dissapated into an endless oblivion.

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