I killed and ate almost one third of the Al-mi'raj and gained only 7 levels! Also I’m so full that I couldn’t eat another bite.
“Also why the fuck they aren’t waking up from all this racket?”
Hmm…So that’s the case….? Wait! Why I am okay then?
Hooh? And what’s the difference?
Oh, I see. For now, let us identify the stone.
- So I should leave this place with this jewel!
Why? Because I can and because I want to! That’s it! No other reason needed for me!
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The 4-th day of the 3-rd month of the summer in the year 19452 after creation.
This day will be remembered in all of the Roosters empire as ‘The day of the rabbit catastrophe.’.
This day all Al-mi'raj that were contained inside the royal academy woke up. The jewel that was supposed to keep the little monsters sleeping disappeared. Only days later it was discovered in the shower room of the girls dormitory.
The total damage created by this catastrophe is:
125 residents dead;
66 knights dead;
336 residents crippled;
251 knight crippled;
44 residents and knights permanently got a Leporiphobia;
20 knights permanently got a Herpetophobia;
483 domestic animals eaten;
654 buildings damaged;
965 chickens raped.
The historians until today don’t know the true cause of this disaster.
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But there is a historic record that states that this was the first time when there was heard ‘The demon lizard’s laughter’ that accompanies many great catastrophes after that, like ‘Great forests of Orus extinction.’, ‘The sea serpents dying rampage.’, ‘The creation of the holy dynamite.’, ‘The day when the dark gods cried!’, ‘The Eclipse.’ and ‘The day when woman’s underwear was offered to the dragon.’.
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“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAhAhhh!”
This is hilarious! Who could know that Al-mi'raj would love chickens so much?
What is it? Don’t tell me that one of those monsters is coming this way!
Are you kidding me?!!! Where is the ‘good’ in this destruction!!! Also I decline both offers.
There is no good or evil! Those two things were created by people! They were afraid that something bad was gone happen to them that’s why they made ‘evil’! They wanted to something good to happen to them so they created ‘good’! Darkness is evil? Light is good? Don’t fuck with me! Those existed long before any sentient being was born!
What now?
Ohhh! Shiny! This is gonna be good!
Oh add please 25 points in intellect and 20 to the agility.
For now let us leave this place, as I do not want to become a rabbit food.
With that I jumped of the roof of some random building in the city….And landed straight on the helm of the knight.
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This is horrible! Those crazy rabbits are everywhere!
But I am not afraid! For I am a proud knight! Also I’m with other knights right now.
We are hunting those bests as they are rampaging in the capital.
“We should move.”-Our commander said.-“If we don’t hurry there will be more causalities.”
He is right. As knights, we should ensure the safety of the citizens.
“What the fuck!!!”-One of my comrades exclaimed-“Oh it’s just a lizard.”
Shit do not scare me like that!
I stare at the knight who is holding a tiny lizard by the tail.
Where did he get it? Shouldn’t all the animals be covering in fear right now?
**Hisssss!*
The lizard hisses angrily. Well that’s a given as it is held by its tail.
However, what happened next I could not see in the wildest nightmares.
The lizard ripped out the hand of the one that was holding it, and started to beat my comrades with it. The proud knights were covering in fear from a small lizard.
The only one that was not was our commander.
However that was his mistake. Because the demon lizard stuffed the same severed arm up his ass before killing him.
I think I have pissed myself.