I died. Yep. THE END. End of the story!!!

  Is what I thought that time. But not now! And you know why? Eh? You don’t? Well let me tell you. It’s because I died, but I am still conscious. How you ask? I have no fucking clue!!! You might think that if I if conscious then I’m not dead? Nope I’m dead for sure, because no human can survive a nuclear explosion.

  Yep I died in a nuclear explosion. You see when I died, there was a third world war on earth. And those fuckers used their nuclear weaponry. Well now the earth is a radioactive wasteland. With no hope of life for a coming millennium.

  So why am I conscious? I don’t know. All I know that now I am a floating glowing orb in the nothingness. There is no feeling of time, touch, smell…HECK I Can’t EVEN SEE!!!

  Haaaaaaaahhhhh…………. It’s so boring in here. I don’t have anything to do at all.

  [Hello little soul.]-A voice rang in my head…At least I think it’s in my head.

  Great, now I’m hearing voices.

  [You are probably wondering who I am?]-The voice continued.

  At least it won’t be so boring now.

  [Hey are you listening?]

  The negative aspect is that I am insane now I guess?

  [Oi!]

  Wait! I already wasn’t sane right?

  [OI!!!]

  Well I think that’s alright…. maybe?

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  [LISTEN TO ME WHEN I AM TALKING YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!!]-Great now the voice is mad.

  “Yes, yes you don’t need to shout.”-I said to the voice. –“So what do you want voice in my head?”

  [I am not a voice in your head!]-That is what all the voices in the head are saying.-[Listen puny soul for I am the god of evolution!!!]

  “Wow! Such irony! Much confused!”

  [Oh no! It’s retarded!]

  “Hey! I’m not a retard!”-I rebuked the rude voice.-“I might be insane to hear a voice in my head, but I’m not retarded!!!!”

  [Like I said! I’m a god! Not a voice in your head!!!]

  “That’s what all voices in the head say.”

  [Good point.]

  “So what does this “god” wants from me?”

  [Huh?...]-The voice sounded confused.-[Oh right! With your insane rumbling I completely forgot!]

  [Rejoice! For I am here to give you another chance and reincarnate you!]

  “Where is this place anyway?”

  [LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!]

  “Yes, yes.”-Such a loud voice.

  [Ahem…This place you would call limbus or purgatorium you could also call this place a river of souls that are getting ready for reincarnation.]-Latin? -[That’s why I told you that I am here to reincarnate you!]

  Reincarnation? Okay let’s play this game.

  “Reincarnation? In to whom? To where?”

  [Oh finally believing me?]-Not really. -[You have a choice to be reincarnated as human or to be reincarnated in to the race of my creation that is called evos!]

  “Evos?”-What’s that? Is it tasty?

  [Good question!]-The voice sounded proud for some reason.-[The evos race is a race with an endless evolution possibilities! And each individual of this race can evolve in a matter of days!]

  Ohh? That’s sounds interesting?

  “I guess then I will choose evos.”

  [Good! Now listen you will be reincarnated in an fantasy world of swords and magic!]

  Magic!!!

  [You will be given an individual evolution system.]

  “System?”

  [Something like a status system in the RPG games on Earth plus evolution options.]

  “Okay.”

  [Then let’s begin!]

  [I the god of evolution! With given me authority reincarnate this soul!]-With those words a pale light started to fill this empty space.

  “Wait you are really a god?!!!”

  [You fucker you didn’t believe me until now?!?!?!]-The god screamed.-[Well what ewer the reincarnation process has already began.]

  Shit! I lost my chance to ask so many questions!!!

  [Reincarnation options! World: Wuldure. Memories: intact. Race: evos. Special options! Race starting point: multi cellular microscopic entity: Paramecium!]

  “Wait what????!!!!!!!!!!!!!”-With that I lost my consciousness.