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  Whoops, I must have accidently brought those along. There was a lot...kinda. Ah well, it doesn't matter too much anyway. Nothing matters to me anymore. I mean, no protagonist, no story. None of my priar training has ever come up with something like this.

  ...I had priar training? I don't recall anything like that. All I remember doing was laughing at a guy who got stabbed. It was pretty funny. But this...this is weird. Oh well. I don't care. No one cares! It's all useless!!! If only I could do stuff.

  Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.

  Hold on, I know what to do. I just have to go back in time or whatever it is called! You know, that thingigummy when you go back to a relevant time to see what is happening! Yeah! I think I'll call this... a goback! ...That sounds horrible. Lemme see... so we go back in time really quick... we see the past....Flasback? Nah, sounds like some kind of person who shows their back randomly at people. I'll call it quickpast! Yeah! I'm a genius!I must be the first narrator to ever think of this! I think...I think I'll do that! But no, not now... Ok, let's do it now.

  Strange wooshy noises then happen.