But of course, the golem was unable to register the notification. It was currently unable to see. Buggy immediately rushed to its master's defence, instantly destroying the teethy chest with a Horn Stab. The insect circled the golem worriedly. It instinctively knew that the head was the most vital part of the body. Not for the brainless monster though. Using PC, Poopy regrew its head.

  Now that its vision had returned, the golem could finally see the notification before it. It took the sword out of its inventory and scanned it.

  'Huh.' Thought the golem. It'd never tried attacking its foes with weapons.

  It soon continued down further down the tunnels towards the source of the smell, conveniently slaying random monsters it came across, fairly odd ones in fact. One of them was even a walking teapot that shot hot acidic tea at it! This dungeon was certainly very... creative.

  With the help of its overly powerful pet and new weapon, Poopy soon reached its destination with ease. It'd learnt Basic Swordsmanship along the way and gained some experience.

  Before the duo laid an old festering corpse. But not just any old corpse. It was that of a dragon. Now, any typical person would have been beyond words, pratically exploding with excitement. Who could blame them? Think of all the top tier equipment that they could made with it! And if they wanted to, they could sell the corpse as well, making enough money to let them live in luxury their whole lives!

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  The golem however, was more interested in remaining gunk in the bum of the majestic creature. It extracted the now dried dung, leaving all the pieces before it and the beetle. For a second, Poopy considered taking it all for itself. But it decided to share some with the beetle. It wasn't that heartless! It sat down to slowly enjoy its portion.

  It was like a piece of divine jerky to the golem. The golem waited for the beetle to enjoy its share but decided that that took too long; the golem simply marched out rooms and corridors and out of the dungeon. (The dungeon was very glad the invader did not take the corpse away.)

  'TG, do you know where I can find a proper moss?' Thought the golem.

  'Thanks, but directions?'

  Poopy didn't have anything better to do with its cash so it had no qualms about blowing all its earnings on a map. After it hit 'Yes', the golem took the map out of its inventory. The map was now updated, scaling up to an enormous size. As it turned out, the Old Ruins was quite a distance away. Along the way, it would pass the Kingdom Of Fluffies, the Chive Emporium and the Deathly Crypts, but Poopy wasn't going to any of these places, at least not yet.

  Poopy recalled the beetle and hitched a ride on it as it flew. The golem admired the scenery along the way. Almost a pity that you'd be unable to see it.

  The duo flew towards the Old Ruins, slowly but surely. Many hours passed, but they still had kilometres to the ruins. That was mostly because the beetle got hungry and insisted on searching for food. Long story short, it took a while for the scarab to find and finish its meal. And by the all that was done, Poopy was tired and decided to sleep.