Leo:

  Attention whores running around.

  One would be called Percy Jakson.

  Small kid:

  "Mommy, can we keep the lion?"

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  *Points towards lion in zoo cage.*

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  Virgo:

  Cleaners everywhere.

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  Libra:

  Kids LOVE fashion.

  One would be called Piper and another would be called Drew.

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  Scorpio:

  One would called Nico di Angelo and another would be called Keith.

  Depressed people and emos walking around.

  "Life has no purpose. We're all gonna die anyway. Either way, we are all worthless."