How dangerous is your sign?

  Ari: 12% (What?!)

  Tau: 25% (O-o-okay...)

  Gem: 50.99%

  Can: 1,000,000,000% (Hah! OMG, I can't believe this!)

  Leo: 60%

  Vir: 1,000,000,000.99% (Well, there goes my record.)

  Lib: 85%

  Sco: 55.55% (Damn, Gemini is more evil.)

  Sag: 0% (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

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  Cap: 90% (Suprise, bitches)

  Aqu: 79%

  Pis: 99.99% (In your face!)

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  Would you get along with your sign?

  Ari: Hell no. (Bitch fight!)

  Tau: 2 can get along if one of them is dead. (So no then.)

  Gem: YES they'll be the cutest ever! (Two peas in a pod.)

  Can: Probably, the potential is strong in these two. (Maybe.)

  Leo: HAHAHAHA. Never cause they're both attention seeking whores. (Competition!)

  Vir: Yeeaaahhhh.........they'll probably end up rulling the world together. (Alright then.)

  Lib: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who isn't friends with libra? (Me.)

  Sco: Suprisingly yes, and the world will still stay intact. (Great! "> )

  Sag: No no no no no no no. All chill will be lost. (O-o-okay...)

  Cap: Nope. Too much emotion. Oh, God. (Ok?)

  Aqu: Yeah. They'll probably get married. (Does that mean Nico will be the flower boy?)

  Pis: No. I'm sorry it'll just be too dangerous. (Welp.)