Ari: You will always pick fights with people stronger than you. (Basicaly a death wish)

  Tau: You will always fell hungry no matter how much you eat. (Which Greek dude was it again?)

  Gem: You will develop Historical Disorder. (You're basicaly Rarity now)

  Can: You will lose the ability to feel ALL emotions. (Fuck, just fuck)

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  Leo: Your self esteem will crumble like dust. (Great)

  Vir: You will develop Hypermania and ADHD. (Well, fuck)

  Lib: You will dress like a begger forever. (Good luck finding a partner.)

  Sco: No one will talk to you for seven years. (Good luck keeping your sanity.)

  Sag: You will die a painful death. (Fuck it.)

  Cap: You will be seriouly stupid. (Good luck on grades.)

  Aqu: You will look like a monster for a year. (Fuck)

  Pis: You will sleep for a thousand years and wake up to a new world. (It might also be a good thing.)