I'm an un-moistened spitball

  One with a clever note

  She was an amateur author

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  I'm the one she previously wrote

  In the blink of an eye, I could be lost

  Instead I'm chewed up, spit out

  And slammed against her best friend Jenny

  Polyamory for the win

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