I sit, stand, and squat

  I rattle the world with thought

  I blatantly criticize

  the lavishly oversized

  I wait with my wit while I watch.

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  I sneer while I look at the meek

  So useless and utterly weak

  I cover my rancor and zeal

  for the scrawny make very good meals

  Im hungry now

  and Walmart has very good deals.

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