I log on into the game. It seems to load really slowly... I may need a new gaming pod. I'll just rent one. After having everything set up, I insert the game and sit down. The tutorial begins to play.

  "Welcome to the area where you set up your settings"

  "Your room here is customable and can be set to be as large and as intricate as you want as long as you pay the associated fees."

  "When you are ready, press [Begin]"

  A strange voice that I can only describe as metallic rang through the area. I look at the setting and look at the options.

  I have no clue as to what these settings mean. Based off of my assumptions, I set pain to [Tiny], identity to [Recognizable] and Gameplay to [Realistic]

  I click [Yes] and [Begin]

  "Loading Data"

  WELCOME

  As I look around, I see many different paths leading to seemingly nowhere. I look at myself and see my normal skin color, but as I look further I find that: I have no fingerprints and I no longer have my original body. I call out for a "mirror, full sized" and a mirror appears. I seem to have no facial features, no genitalia, and no clothes. I call out "clothes" and I see clothes on my body again. I try to walk down a path but I'm unable to and a screen pops up.

  I enter [Play] and another screen pops up.

  Welp. Let's begin. [FFA]