Today failed me. I awoke to my dreams of the tent being stitched back together to be completely false. I also awoke beside Albert, which despite my earlier claims, is practically as miserable and unpleasant as it gets. The tent I'm in is officially much too crowded. I sat beside the fire with the scouters before they set off. I woke up very early because of how simply unpleasant it was. I am sleeping beside Lawrence tonight. I was sitting beside Igor when he shouted 'What is that?'. It startled me, so I shouted back 'What?'. All of them started at me for a moment before I realized I spoke Russian. I wasn't supposed to do that. I spent the rest of the day embarrassed. I'm afraid I can't do this anymore. Please send help.

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