(Okay fine, “curated” is a strong word. I live here now. The Archivist can’t stop me.)
This isn’t canon. This is chaos. If you want canon, go back to the serious archive with the serious forewords.
If you stay here, you’re getting:
- half-remembered stories,
- deeply unnecessary commentary,
- things Kara told me not to post,
- and possibly a list of every ice cream flavor in Kalin Bay ranked by healing properties.
[Lev]
So yeah. Welcome.
This is The Chaos Annex aka “Lev does whatever he wants until the Archivist declares it too much.”
Real? Fake? Embellished? Redacted? I’m not telling.
This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.
What I am telling is that it’s entertaining. And sometimes embarrassing. For other people. Never me. Obviously.
Oh, and sometimes the cat helps. Don’t question it.
?? Wait, does this matter to the plot?
No.
…Unless it does.
(But probably not. Probably.)
[Archivist’s Note]: This is not canon.
[Lev’s Note]: Canon is a prison.
??? Can I comment too?
Yes. In fact, please.
I thrive on chaos and validation.
Comment, speculate, heckle.
The Archivist won’t moderate this corner, because she pretends it doesn’t exist.
AI Usage Note:
Some files in the Chaos Annex may be AI-generated, because of course Lev decided to weaponize it for entertainment. He’ll usually admit it when he does. Other pieces may be AI-assisted for tone or style, but the main Archive remains exactly as before: fully human-written. The Annex is chaos. Treat it accordingly.
[Archivist’s Note]: I did not approve this.
[Lev’s Note]: Which makes it funnier.