"Ahh yes, the initial stages of falling in love."
Your heart gets warm.
You seem to like life now.
Every time you approach her, you just want to stay beside her forever. You also have fantasies with her if you guys had a child. (even though I hate kids)
Life felt perfect. It felt full and rich. Talking to her gave me a sense of accomplishment and pleasure (not that kind) that I never had experienced before. Although everything feels right, something was missing. I'm not dating her.
Crap.
What if she likes someone else now?
What if she confesses to someone?
what if...
These kinds of thoughts constantly lurk into my mind. School basically became my thinking ground because who gives a crap about American education and studying when there's a person who could give me fulfillment in life.
ok so..... I need to confess to her or get her to like me before anyone does it.. how do I do that though?
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Watching youtube videos on how to get a girl duhh
I love the internet. To the people out there saying I was born in the wrong gen, shut up. You have no idea how the internet has saved me. It's better now to google getting the girl to fall in love tips than asking your friend who's as introverted and awkward as you.
top tip 1: Be around her more
ok that sounds like it'll work
top tip 2: Be confident
Aight, back to the goblin cave.
As fellow introverts, you all know being confident is just a laughable joke. imagine being confident, that's what you call an extrovert my friend.
I'm gonna use tip 1. Remember how I said I loved the internet? Through stalking like an average intellectual would, I found her instagram through a mutual friend. Amazed at my IQ, I added her and she added me back hours later. I realized I was such a genius; who knew the internet could give me this much benefit. For a second, I thought I was the only whoever thought of this trick.
Now to further heist by talking to her....
