Damien White was pretty bored.

  He thought being an isekai would be awesome and full of adventures and waifus. He didn't think he would have to deal with being a kid and going to school again, especially when he was the main character!

  Well, kinda, maybe, not really.

  Naruto Uzumaki was either too damn stubborn or too fucking stupid to know when he was dead and decided to stick around apparently. Cute kid, louder than a train going through a china shop.

  Honestly, Damien wasn't even worried about Obito, Madara, or even Kaguya at this point- he was pretty sure he'd lose his sanity far before that.

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  "For the last time- I'm not going to ask Sakura out, and if you ask me one more time, I'm going to shave your head bald."

  He could feel the kid kicking metaphorical dirt in their shared mindscape and huffing. It was an odd sensation, to say the least. It was just his luck that the God in charge of his reincarnation was a trainee and Damien was the first "lucky" chosen to test out the new system... Damien decided he'll survive long enough to see Tsunade's tits if nothing else. Ya know, just outta spite for God of course and no other particular reason. None at all.

  'Well, can we at least put a whoopie cushion filled with chocolate fudge on that asshole Mizuki's chair?'

  Ok, so maybe it wasn't all that bad having a 10-year-old prankster in your head. He got a good laugh out of that one and he wasn't ashamed to admit it.