Once there was a man named Basil.

  Was Basil the smartest, no he wasn't only thing he was actually good for was lifting and picking things up. He want smart he wasn't someone to care about most things.

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  He ended up losing his parents when he was 17.

  Then he lost (went missing) his half-sister when he was 18.

  He dropped out of college.

  His diet mainly became cup of ramen.

  Did this man become the smartest nah he became a brick after shit happened.

  Now he is dense-motherfucker who loves fucking with people because why the fuck not.